red sox

Hypocrits. The red sox have become the new Yankees. They are no longer the "underdogs" Because once the Red Sox owner got some more money he spent it all to overpay the losers they have on there team, exactly like the yankees. And whenever you see a Red Sox fan and you try and talk baseball the first words that comes out of there mouth is "Yankees suck" as appposed to a Yankees fan who would go "Go Yankeees!"

Red Sox fan: The Yankees and overpaid and stupid

Yankees fan: But your team is the second most overpaid in the Leauge, and you have only 6 world series while we have 26

Red Sox fan: Yeah, well, the Yankees choked

Yankees fan: You've choked more times then us buddy

Red Sox fan: Yeah, well, Yankees suck

Yankees fan: Go Yankees!

Red Sox fan: Yankees suck!

Yankees fan: Go Yankees!

Red Sox fan: Yankees suck!

Angels fan: LEARN ANYTHING!?

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red dog

95 cent plus depo Beer (malt liquior)

Hey Im broke lets get some Red Dog tongight

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Red Rooster

When a man has sexual intercourse with a chicken or rooster (Preferably a rooster, hence the name) And when almost arriving at ejaculation, kills the poultry by breaking its neck, and then removing the head and inserting it into the anus for further stimulation whilst ejaculating as the beak still moves for few seconds after death due to it's nerves.

A Red Rooster provides much satisfaction for those with fetishes as a Red Rooster is a combination of Sexual Intercourse, Necrophilia, Beastiality, Rape and is generally just plain vulgar.

(Whilst on a farm)

Joe: Wow nice looking poultry bob, keen for a uh.. Red Rooster?
Bob: Why thanks Joey, ah w-wait what the-.. Get the FUCK outta my farm!

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Marlbro Reds

The best damn cigarettes there is. The most amazing addiction you will ever have.

Megan:"How was the sex last night?"
Emily:"About as addicting as Marlbro Reds!"

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camel red

The best full flavor cig in the world.

smokey LiL-J says:Hey jon do you like camel reds?
Jon say:Hell yea i do who dosent!?!

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Red head

someone whos got red hair

The red head girl, robyn balden, worships mehrzad night and day

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red sox

Your 2004 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!! Can you believe it???
Yankees = CHOKE!!!!!!!!

ALDS: W, 3-0
ALCS: W, 4-3
World Series: W, 4-0

I still can't believe it!!!!!!!!

So the yankees really do suck. We can actually tell the truth!!!!!

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