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Full Retard

A full retard is a person that is retarded to a greater extent, or an individual that spazzes out uncontrollably from excitement that would mimic a person with Down Syndrome. A person that goes full retard that is retarded can be incredibly dangerous, as they can generally black out from emotions such as rage if under emotional distress or if they feel threatened they will have a loss of physical arm movements and can feel no pain. If they start winding up a windmill punch and it happens to connect, it can be incredibly devastating, if not lethal, to the individual receiving the blow. A person without the physical retard strength that can go full retard will have a loss of neck control and will make a lot of noise.

Did you see that homeless dude go full retard when those guys took his sandwich? I thought he was getting hyphy until I realized he was actually retarded.

by Uncle Renegade April 8, 2017

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Mental Retardation

What Joe Biden obviously suffers from. Some people say that he has declined with age, but this is only half true, because the truth is that Joey was always a bit slow.

Guy1: Yo I think Joe Biden has the mental retardation.
Guy2: Duh?

by Icy Wyte June 30, 2022

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retarded pox

A short-lived attack of retardation which usually occurs in short bursts and is characterized by erratic and irrational movements and speech. One may catch the disease, which will recur throughout one's life at seemingly random moments, by contact with an infected individual. Studies show the disease may be transmitted via aerosol transmission. While infected, the affected individual will rapidly lose brain cells.

Example sentence: OOOgaaaa! Boats drown!!!! WATER POKEMON...SO MANY! I like cherry squirrels. JAHAAHAHpooonboo!

by Matt January 16, 2005

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Retard Point

Something that you always fuck up on.

Sorry about the jerkiness, guys. 3rd gear in stick-shift cars has always been my retard point.

by bassist148 September 22, 2009

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Retard in chief

Donald trump

The retard in chief is whining on Twitter again

by 9aytard October 28, 2020

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giant retard

a big guy who does idiotic things and sounds stupid when they talk.

playing video games and trying to pass a music section for the 13th time.

J:Alright I got this!!

K:Just go with the beat, man.

J after completing the section and throwing the controller down: YEAH!! RUFF RUFF!! AAAAHHH!! (while standing up and pounding on his chest)

K:WTF, man?!?!? THAT'S MY CONTROLLER YOU THREW ON THE GROUND! YOU'RE SUCH A GIANT RETARD!!!

by aznstrtlegend April 8, 2011

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POH Retarded

Used to describe a total and complete retard, P.O.H. standing for Pants-On-Head. This is the highest level of idiocy one can achieve, and use of the term epic fail while calling said moron out is encouraged, because it is the only term known to man that can do justice to the stupidity of the action. It's that bad.

Moron: I'll be making 100,000,000,000 dollars when i patent my solar powered flashlight! Haha!

Guy 1: Wow, he's frigging POH retarded.
Guy 2: Epic Fail.

by Pwnado13 November 9, 2008

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