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The BEST Jackass member ever. Ryan was truly the best. He was really funny. If you haven't seen the Jackass movies, watch them!
Ryan: I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is the Rocket Cart.
1) when ur penis takes up negative space so it acts as a black hole sucking in all other penises
2) u gay
i be havin a ryan yee down here
A very hot, 5'4, attractive male. ‘Ryan Trahan’ has a youtube account and is poppin on his career as a YouTuber. He also sells merchandise such as; “Hydra Collective” and “Neptune Bottles.” links are always in the description. No joke he actually looks like dash from the Incredibles. Genuinely a nice, good-looking guy, with a good heart and a good girlfriend, Haley Pham. WE LOVE YOU RYAN
“Oh, you don’t know who’s Ryan Trahan is? Ever heard of Dash?”
“You think Ryan Trahan is the hottest guy on planet earth? You’re correct.
Hi Ryan Trahan
Biggest body and booty ever concieved, but small dick and possibly a product of incest. Also possibly autistic
Person 1: Oh god its ryan
Ryan Der: yEs i aM goD
Person 1: *gets raped and is given genital warts from Ryan Der*
A midget homosexual whose mother has been around so much that he has an approximated amount of 37 siblings around the house. Ryan's oldest brother looks better in heels than their mother. He is so short that whenever he runs across a football pitch, the grass tickles his balls. For a hobby, Ryan enjoys playing with death by enraging a tall Russian individual in every way possible with his catchphrase being "Nah bro who asked".
-"Yo wtf is going on over there??"
-"Don't worry thats just Ryan Grindlay snorting cocaine off of an erect penis"
when you dress up as your brother and fuck his girlfriend.
Tom- How did you get with your brother's girlfriend melanie?
John- Simple, I pulled The Rex Ryan.