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a sausage wife is sally or libbys wife.
they are cool. they became sausage wifes because of sally. she asked to marry libby and become sausage wifes because of the warehouse sausage's outside.
sally: libby, marry me? im in love with those sausages, not as much as you though.
libby: sure sally old pal i would love to marry you, and become your sausage wife!
sally: yay i love you wife
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Where and male and a female are having sex on either a sandy beach or a sand bank, where the males penis is crummed in sand.
oh Ray, your penis is all sandy, youve got a crummed sausage
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After being with only guys for a long period of time, a man will think every chick he sees is incredibly hot. Sausage fest hangover stops affecting you after you see enough girls
Guy: Last night i was with my bros for the whole day. Then at night we went to a bar and i experienced a really bad sausage fest hangover
The brand of hockey stick Mike Richards of the Philadelphia Flyers uses to play extra well in his games. Richards is the spearman and he uses his stick to slap the sausage (hockey puck).
Did you see that goal scored with the Spearman Sausage Slapper?
When a man asks a woman if she would like a pizza with extra sausage, but to her suprise when she opens the pizza the mans penis is poking through the warm cheese.
"Did someone order a big sausage pizza?"
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Phrase coined by Heath Ledger in the epic masterpiece Brokeback Mountain.
Jake Gyllenhaal: Oh! Oh yes, Heath Ledger! Oh! Oh yes! It's like a big sausage! Oh yes!
Heath Ledger: That's right, Jake Gyllenhaal. It is. It's a speecy spicy sausage! How do you like that?
Jake Gyllenhaal: Oh yes!
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When two girls are scissoring and the guy comes in from above and dips his penis between the two vaginas, the only known way for one penis to touch two vaginas at once.
"I've never touched two vaginas with my penis.... maybe we should try the scissor sausage dip next time your girlfriend comes over"
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