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the acclaimed top-10 bestseller novel by two young studs in a godforsaken place
it's about the intertwining lives of donner, joanna (stuttering), and julie from the perspectives of their respective partners
1: "you ever read 'bagging bitches at the horse shop'?"
2: "that can't be a real book you fucking tart"
3: "yeah it's a banger, dave turn the light on and get off"
1: "dave what the fuck, what touching my wife at parties you creep (you weirdo)"
Ugly Shopping: Similar to ugly crying.
Ugly shopping is when you’re so upset about a thing that you bought all the wrong shit and the clothes are ugly.
Ugly Shopping: I was trying to spoil myself at the mall after my breakup with Antonio but he had me so upset and everything I bought bought was ugly AF!
When a woman gets so enamored with sales and shopping, she'll block out everything else unless she's snapped out of it.
Man: Honey, we gotta go, my cousin's baby's due.
Woman: Hold on! There's a bargain at Sears!
Man: ...Damn shopping trance...
Abbreviation of Photoshop, the original app where photography can be altered. Specifically, where someone’s face/body appears unusually perfect in print or screen. Can also be used for implying other fakery, such as autotune in music, or anything which aims to sell (ie: being sold at shop)
That profile photo is totally shopped
vape shop is a place online or off-line where you can buy vape products like vape pen, vape mods, vape juice, vape oil and many more.
i bought my vape pen from a vape shop
A type of shopping cart race involving drag races that take place in a huge and large isle, or a huge straight area in the store.
We had a shop drag this Saturday night.
A woman in a Auto Shop or Dealership who sleeps with every Technician. Every shop has one.
Yo Jimbo what were you doing earlier? I was cuddling with the shop whore in the back of the green mercury!