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Slang for an experienced bike mechanic.
It takes several years to become a shop rat. Only after spending thousands of hours building bikes, building wheels, rebuilding suspension forks and shocks, setting up derailleurs, replacing bottom brackets, rebuilding hubs, matching chainrings/cranksets/cassettes, and bleeding every type of hydraulic brake system does one become a shop rat.
A shop rat is the guy/gal you want to talk to about your bike's issues. They've seen every possible problem a million times over and know how to fix it professionally and quickly. They also know secret repair tricks that you'll never find in a service manual or on YouTube.
The opposite of a Tool Box Ted.
I spent 10 years as a shop rat in a Colorado bike shop.
The main Pinkbike guys all used to be shop rats for something like 10+ years before their current jobs.
Window shopping and posting it on social media.
I saw him/her pixel shopping in Gucci on Instagram
A bucket shop is a company that sells a coat of arms usually with the inaccurate name of "family crest" associated with the customer's surname nonetheless if the customer in question can claim a link to the original armiger. You can often tell if a coat of arms is from a bucket shop by looking if it has the customer's surname in the motto scroll instead of a real motto.
Tim Johnson unknowingly bought a bucket shop coat of arms associated with his surname Johnson off a family crest website.
back to school is the sad part, BUT BACK TO SCHOOL SHOPPING? HELLLOOOOO SSOSOSOSOSOOSSOO FUN.
mom: you ready to go back to school?
me: no.
mom: ohhh i meant back to school shopping
me: YESSSSSAAAYAYAYAYAYA\
mom: but you know you have to go back to school & back to school shopping because you have oreintation,
DEFINITION: A sale so good, you shart your pants.
Also used as: "Now, that's one Shart Shopper!"
Sally was so surprised at how good the prices were at this sale, that she accidentally let some poop out when she thought it would just be gas - Now, that's Shart Shopping!
OR....
Wow, Sally pooped her pants AND saved 30% on that sweater? Wow, she is one Shart Shopper!
DEFINITION: A sale so good, you shart your pants.
Also used as: "Now, that's one Shart Shopper!"
Sally was so surprised at how good the prices were at this sale, that she accidentally let some poop out when she thought it would just be gas - Now, that's Shart Shopping!
OR....
Wow, Sally pooped her pants AND saved 30% on that sweater? Wow, she is one Shart Shopper!
Patriots of any shopping facility, feeling a non-premeditated trifling need to shit themselves.
Joey - I went to target today with Steph, we where there for five minutes! When I immediately got the Shopping-Shits an had to run to the nearest bathroom.
Steph - where did joey go?