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This is the only day you can kick your shirt friends as much as you want.
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Means you're too late. Like if a guy likes you and then another one asks you out before him, you say to the first guy, "sorry, day late and a dollar short." So basically, you waited and screwed yourself over.
Guy: Hey, will you go out with me?
Girl: Sorry, day late and a dollar short... Guy 2 just asked me out yesterday.
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When you don't want to wait for Throw Short People Day
"I can't wait for Throw Short People Day"
"Today is Punt Short People Day!"
On December 3 people are supposed to kiss every shirt boy that they find.
Girl: Hey random short dude! It’s kiss a short boy day so, muah!
Since multiple kick a tall person days are a thing I want more kick a short person days. It’s on may 6th
It’s kick a short person day!
*Kicks a child*
You're scrolling youtube shorts, seeing memes, gaming clips and some cringe videos, when all of a sudden you see a unique video. Its a family guy clip, with some stupid mobile game gameplay at the bottom. You think nothing about, and scroll further. Then you see another clip. And another one. You slowly realise that your algorithm has been infected by these clips. You try to press the do not recommend button, but they are all from diffrent channels. You desperatly try to get away from these clips, but they just keep coming. Annoyed by this, you exit shorts, only to realise that your youtube homepage is now also filled with youtube family guy clip shorts, and full 3-2 minute videos of clips. Then, you break and create a new account. You decide to go on shorts again. You're scrolling youtube shorts, seeing memes, gaming clips and some cringe videos, when all of a sudden you see a unique video. Its a family guy clip, with some stupid mobile game gameplay at the bottom.
Hey, you tried the new youtube feature?
Yeah, its stupid. I just keep getting family guy youtube shorts.
The 30th August is Kick Short People Day! Go ahead and slap em!
Come to sweet Pablo's, it's Kick Short People Day!