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To hold your dick in both hands and slap your beloved across the face, as if you were chopping off their head.
"Hold your head up so that I can't Sensai-Slap you with my sword!"
"Jack Sensai-Slapped the shit out of me the other night and I can't move my neck!"
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When you ejaculate in your hand and then slap a bitch in the face with it.
"I fucked your goat"
"WHAT BITCH *Jizz slap*
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Girl 1: He pissed he off, so I gave him a slap a pickle
Girl 2: Oh my god you did?
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If you got a wet newspaper, so the ink is running, you take out the sudoku page and slap someone in the face with it so that it leaves a mirrored print of the sudoku.
Robert was acting like a twat and bugging me with Jeroen's laserpen all the time, so he left me no choice but to sudoku-slap him.
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To be slapped with one's schlong.
1) I was fed up with her, so I decided to whip it out and give her a much needed schlong-slapping.
2) I really got schlong-slapped with work today at the office.
3) Whoever was working on this before me really deserves a Grade-A schlong-slap to the dome.
4) I decided to work out this afternoon and perfect my schlong-slap technique.
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Present tense for slapping someone so hard they don't know jack diddley
Jack-slapped; past or future tense for slapping someone so hard they don't know jack diddley
1. What if I jack-slap him
2. He just got jack-slapped by his girlfriend dude
3. That boy is gonna get jack-slapped
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When lame people submit dumbass definitions for made up words that no one uses, finds funny or are too fucking lame for the Urban Dictionary to publish.
Croz: Dude, I got rejected again by the Urban Dictionary
Reinsuranceredux: You didn't submit Blowee again? Bitch, how many times you gotta get urb slapped before you quit this shit? You should stick to Facebook and online dating websites, and leave this shit to the pros.
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