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The image that appears over a cartoon character's head when flustered, flummoxed, or angered, normally by an opponent that has just foiled his or her plans. In the human world, a DST can only be imagined, but it is often sensed.
Did you see Gloria's disgruntled smoke tornado when the boss asked her for a status update on that project for the third time this morning?
The action of smoking a cigar, cigarette, joint or pipe with tobacco or marijuana while masturbating. Usually this is done in the company of another male, or on a webcam or video to be shared with other males who enjoy watching smoking + jacking off / masturbation.
I just downloaded this hot Smoke 'n Stroke video, this guy was lighting up a camel wide (cigarette) while jerking off.
Mandi: hey are you still fucking that dude?
Chelsea: No I had to ditch him - he was trying to smoke me broke
The act of taking a fat rip of some dank-ass shit (DAS), whether it be from a bubbler, a bong, etc, then proceeding to give someone a blowjob before exhaling the fatty. Very much like a bob gnarley or a strikeout, the pattern can go smoke, suck, smoke, suck, exhale, or something to that effect. A particularly dangerous and exciting move for those who have strong gag reflexes, many doctors in South/Central America are now recommending pole smoking as a form of couples therapy.
Bro1: Bro, bro, bro, I got some ridiculous AK-47 right now. We should hit a fatty.
Bro2: Aight sick, and like you can take rips, then suck my cock, then exhale the rips n shit. ya know?
Bro1: Fuck you bro, I don't feel like smoking pole. Maybe later.
Bro2: Damn
means to share your weed with someone and get them high for free.
Hey NG!so you gonna smoke me up tonight or what?
SVS is a condition characterized by smug and well-timed references to one's veganism, citing statistically insignificant studies showing that vegan diets are healthier for your body and the environment--often while taking a drag from a cigarette, thereby negating everything they supposedly stand for and showcasing their vulnerability to worthless trends. Those suffering from SVS will often remind you of how dangerous pesticides and mysterious chemicals are, especially those that haven't been studied, and are likely to direct you to various wikipedia articles detailing conspiracy theories that are surely to blame for their recent development of a cough. SVS victims usually appear to be completely oblivious to the fact that every chemical in cigarettes has been extensively studied, and is, without any shadow of a doubt, deadly, dangerous, and the cause of their recent cough, suppressed immune system, and possibly their brush with derangement.
If you suspect that you or a friend may be suffering from SVS, direct them to your local clinic for a blood test and a pamphlet.
Tom: "Are you eating a chicken salad? Ha, yeah, that's how I used to eat before I took a few nutrition classes and did some research online. Chicken salads are officially endorsed by Monsanto, you know." *drags on cigarette*
Mary: "ugh... Tom.. you're looking kind of hipster lately... have you been to the doctor for a Smoking Vegan Syndrome test?"
Tom: *wheezes* "I try to stay away from doctors. Ever noticed how hard they try to vaccinate you?!"
Mary: *sigh..*