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When it's night time and you are out and your tryna be slick in saying you tryna fuck
"Hey u wanna get some coffee;)"
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This is a phrase that, standing alone, seems very innocent, but when a white, older male shouts it at an immigrant who has just said that they are heading back to their homeland soon, it becomes incredibly non-P.C. If you're still confused, check out the example:
Immigrant in America: I won't be around for the next month. I'm traveling back to my homeland in Africa.
Dumb American: Oh yeah? Bring some water with ya!
Immigrant in America: (Confused look on face...thinks to self, "should I be offended?" and walks away)
(This would also work for Mexican immigrants.)
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When you need to piss so incredibly bad, that you may possibly tear up the cermamic of the toilet / urinal. Replaceable with phrases such as, "I'm going to carve my name in that ceramic!". This phrase is commonly used when letting go enormous amounts of urine while out for a night of drinking.
I need to piss real bad after all that drinking, nevermind breaking the seal, I'm going to tear up some ceramic.
I really need to tear up some ceramic; I may even carve my initals in that toilet.
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In the manner of the person or thing represented by the word or words replacing the (blank), done in the style of that person or thing
50 cent said he was going to retire, but if he does, he'll probably still come back and make more records on some old Jay-Z shit.
on some old (blank) shit
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1) To discreetly say that you need to poop
2) Take a huge poop
(person A):You want to come over and play some pool?
(Person B):No dude sorry, I gotta move some furniture
(Person A): Can't you do it later?!
(Person B): No
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basically, it's just anything that's really intense as fuck.
Ray: "Yo man let's get some people together and go ball out on some niggers."
Alex: "I don't know man, my mom said I can't do that anymore"
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To have sexual relations with a corpse.
Poor old Alec, he got sacked from his new job at the undertakers when the boss caught him getting some cold comfort.
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