straight talk

Some sucky ass phone plan for poor people

Billy:that kid got straight talk

Alan:yeah he a poor kid
Billy:lol

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straight edge

this is a lifestyle
ur own personal choice

i am still young and probably most of you will think that im a lame little poser but i dont give a f**k.

i made this desition becuase my brother was a drug addict and it ruined my family. i dont need anything but myself and my friends to be happy. im happy with my life, my self, and my friends and i dont need drugs, alcholhal, sex to have a good time unlike some lame people.

lame person- want some drugs

straight edge kid - i dont need ur drugs

=)

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Anti Straight

1. The complete polar opposite of straight.

2. So gay that its gayness cannot be contained in the world.

3. The immortal enemy of all that is straight.

4. A walking manifestation of pure gay.

Oh no, its the Anti straight!!!

Straight guys beware the Anti straight has risen.

I am the Anti straight pure gay!!!

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Super Straight

Super Straight: A Sexuality meant to describe Male or Female that is only Attracted to the opposite biological Sex/Gender.

R/SuperStraight

Phrase Coined by Professor Kyle Royce

Bar Scene-

John- Sits down at the only seat available.
Trans Women- Damn baby! You smell Good (Profusely Sweating)

John- Don’t call me that.
Trans Women- Oh What now!? Don’t be so sensitive! What are you Transphobic???
John- No, I’m “Super Straight” so I’m only into the opposite sex

Trans Women- Oh! I didn’t now, that makes perfect sense, I’m sorry for harassing you John.

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Straight Edge

No sex.
No drugs.
No drinking.
No fun.
Lots of music and friends.
Normally they wear buttons on pants/hats/bags/shirts/wherever to indicate somehow that they are straight edge and proud.
It seems to have turned into a big lable.
Lame if you ask me.

"That guy seems like he has a sick up his ass..."

"Oh yeah, he must be straight edge."

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straight edge

If one is "straight edge" it means they are a self-righteous Holier-than-thou nob-end who won't shut up about how cool it is to "be in control of your faculties".

No i don't want a pint cos I'm straight edge (acompanied by a ridiculus looking x gesture with the forearms)

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spicy straight

a girl who isn't bi but likes the idea of sexual acts with girls, but doesn’t want to/see themself dating a girl

“what’s your sexuality?”
“Im not bi, but i'm spicy straight”
“ok i see you”

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