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When your friend is texting multiple people at once and accidentally sends you the wrong text message.
Georgia: "hey. did u just get home from the mall?"
Mary: "i disagree. i hate the new girl."
Georgia: "what r u talking about??"
Mary: "o sry! i was double texting!!"
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When one of the participants in a texting conversation intentionally ignores certain questions or texts because of their lack of desire to answer the question or get involved in a conversation.
"Stop selective text responding and answer my question -- do you want to go with me to my friend Marisa's surprise mini golf birthday party?"
From a quantum mechanics point of view, someone is either serious or joking about the text until they get a reply.
Sam: So I sent Cleo a risky text. I'm not sure how she's gonna take it.
Strive: Haha, chill she just might be into it.
Sam: And if she trips I'll say I was joking, it's basically a Schrödinger's risky text.
Strive: Nerd!
When you send someone a text, but you accidentally send it to someone other than the intended receiver. On purpose. Coined by Larry David.
In the accidental text on purpose, you say something like "Hey Larry, you were an asshole the other night. There's nothing wrong with her water, it's perfectly okay."
When a person has a compulsive need to send the last text, regardless of whether or not they add to the conversation or say anything meaningful.
Me: Should we meet at five?
John: Sounds good!
Me: Perfect! See you then
John: Yup!
John: Wanna get food?
Me: Yeah, I'll be downstairs in a few
John: Cool
Me: Cool
John: Cool
Me: Cool
John: Cool
Me: I think you have Last Text Syndrome
John: what?
Me: (gives up, develops alcoholism)
When a game is so fun and made with such quality that words cannot describe it. This phrase comes from horribly made Instagram ads.
“Have you played the new Pokémon game?”
“Yeah, dude, it’s so text for your header!”
Phantom Text Syndrome, or PTS, is an acute neurological phenomenon characterized by thinking you have received a text from someone (i.e. by vibration or sound indicator) when actually nothing has occurred. Recently coined by world-renowned Psychologist Gustav Kuznetsova, PTS is now accepted by the American Psychological Association.
Guy 1: (Abruptly reaches into his pocket)
Guy 2: "Got a text, dude?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, let me just…"(Pulls phone out to see a blank screen) "Oh, wait.
Forget it. Guess I was wrong."
Guy 3: "Phantom Text Syndrome!!!"
Guy 2: "Yo, I think they got meds for that shit now."
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