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A very viral challenge where you pretended to do something and basically say sike, I'm not. It's honelsty very stupid.
*pretends to Cut hair*
Wait. Did you really think I was going to cut my hair?
Well, your wrong.
Don't judge a book by its cover.
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Stem majors are inherently better than non stem majors including bio majors, therefor they get to make the rules
Joe: Look at the bio major trying to get into stem, must not know about Book of law page 487 section 2 line 4.
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The state of being so helplessly fucked that the only thing left for you to do is to write a book about your crappy life. The book will not concern matters the general populace, or even Dr. Phil, will give two shits about. The only copies sold will be to your mother and maybe, if you're lucky, to some pervert you don't even know who happens to be cursed with the same crippling victim mentality.
Joe: "Hey. I'm really sorry that you lost custody of your kid."
Sally: "I know! The judge hates women and is in cahoots with my ex-husband who has been secretly drugging me with meth for the past 3 years so that I would fail the drug test administered at the court hearing which occurred one day, plus the statutorily allowed period of time during which the court ruling could be appealed, ago. I could write a book about what I've been through."
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Yo momma so fat she got more chins then a chinese phone book is a dissed to anyone who is fat and has alot of chins like the name chin in china and in phone books chinese people have somtimes the same names so it makes sence
Person1: bro yo momma so fat she got more chins then a chinese phone book
RandomMofo: daaaaaaamn
OtherRandom: bro im gone dats ohh bro
Person2: imma go home now and cry
Person1: i hope you have enough toliet paper to whip your tears
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As expressed in the film "Mr Turner", Grabin' a book refers to sexual intercourse.
You often do this by walking up to someone in front of a book shelf and pretend to reach a book above their head. Do not let them move out of the way. Then you wrap your arms around them and so forth.
Also refers to either Grabin a pu*sy or F**king a pus*y
*Do not attempt this action in a Library*
"Hey, Did you see George back there at the book shelf with that lady? He was grabin a book!
You and your partner have already fucked once and you're hardon is back and you're ready to do it again so you mount up and go at it.
From rodeo slang; to ride or reride; either the ride was so much fun you want to repeat it or so bad you want to see if you can do it better.
After a quickie they both fell asleep and when he woke up his hardon was back so he rolled her over and booked a reride.
"Man that was a sweet piece of ass." "I'm gonna book a reride."
The business end of the phone book
Tight lipped Tommy got the business end of the phone book