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When you want to be somewhere else. Especially if you want to be on a 🌴and and watching boats on the water and nothing to do.
I'm in a Island state of mind. I don't want to be here at my job but in my head I am in Hawaii.
A very beautiful and breathtaking island, located in the Strait of Dover (between Southeast England and Northwest France). It has a lot of tourist attractions and plenty of good seafood and quality of life. Some of the happiest places in all of Europe. Some of the notable places to visit are: St. Helier, Jersey Zoo, St. Brelade's Bay, Beauport Beach, La Corbiere, Grosnez Castle, Sorel Point and St. Quens Bay. If you want peace and quiet in a small island with friendly people all around, Jersey, Channel Islands is the place to be.
Guy 1: Man, I've been to Jersey, Channel Islands for the first time! It feels so amazing with a rich culture and a slow, yet fun pace of life.
Guy 2: That's lovely! I want to visit that beautiful island soon.
When two naked men/women take two pieces of raw meat (usually elk in this case) and engage in a battle using the meat to slap each others genitals.
Brad had a stressful day at work so he called up his friend Dave to play a friendly game of elk island farmer
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A racially ignorant idiot, who has no experience with black people or any minority in America. Usually people believe rednecks are only found down south, but a redneck is technically someone who has no experience with anyone who is not them
Shut the fuck up you dumbass long island redneck
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sports freak, sports freak, sports freak....do you live in a parallel universe? lol
it was the EARLY 80s that the Islanders won their 4 straight cups (1980-83).
Would have tied Montreal's record for 5 straight if they would have beaten the Oilers in the 84 finals.
The New York Islanders hold the record as both a U.S. based team and an expansion team, to have the most consecutive cup wins.
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Employee over qualified and under paid at work
auto engineer assembling auto parts together on the island of misfit toys
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Unrolling an entire roll of toilet paper putting it inside the toilet and you take a shit on top of the paper.
I went into taco bell and left a gilligans island original in the mens room.
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