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a jizz canon is basically a guys dick.
if a guy has a jizz canon he can cum really far!!
(1)- man, that bitch sucked my jizz canon for like a whole hour last night
(2)-oh yeah, that guy last night totally had a jizz canon. He cummed like 10 meters.
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A fucking cum guzzling brown haired girl probably called Lauren
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a guy with an extremely large dick
wow Dakota is a complete jizz zilla
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One who attains semen using a lasso
Holy shit, brah, after that bitch rode me reverse cowgirl, I called her the "Jizz Wrangler"
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when you and another person simultaneously ejaculate
"After watching that video, me and pam swizz jizzed all over the place."
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What happens to me because I'm a virgin.
Guy 1: Hey man did you just jizz in your pants?
Guy 2: Yeah, it happened when that girl grazed my jacket with hers. I shot a load off.
Guy 1: Damn, that's weak!
Guy 2: Yeah, I know, I'm a virgin.
Jizz in my pants
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First, you will need someone willing to blow you and a black light. The person (to be gender neutral) gives you a blowjob and you cum in their mouth and/or on their face. The person should not swallow and swish it around in their mouth. They need to then open their mouth. Then you shine the black light on them and watch their head glow like the jack-o-lantern.
Dude, the black lights in my room were an awesome idea. I lit Katie up like a jizz-o-lantern last night.