Has the largest collection of ugly hicks in the country and 97% of all degrees earned appear to be in dickbag personality theory. Also sucks Florida States large garnet and gold penis in football every year
Guy #1: Hey I just got into the University of Florida?
Guy #2: Dude isn't that the one that's lost to Florida State 4 years in a row in football?
Guy #1: Dammit you're right. Suppose I'll just live in a cave instead
Guy #2: Good choice man
An Application compiled to run in Intel and PowerPC environments on the Macintosh. A Universal Binary will run faster because it is native and does not have to be translated in real-time by Rosetta.
The Universal Binary of Microsoft Office runs natively on Macintoshes with Intel Microprocessors.
A university which provides just an above average education with just an above average assured job if you live up to the colleges faculty deep need of validation.
The campus is beautiful, just like most of the students (of both genders). And if you're lucky, then you'll get unlucky with some of the students there by watching them choose the most horrible SO.
The surrounding areas of the college is beautiful and has hills and all where you can sit and toke all day. But that you can do in your lavatory or laboratory as well.
Bro : you got in SRM University!
Chick : damn you gonna get a job soon from campus as well as from me ;~
Bro : Naw gal, both on campus.
a church that has 8th graders buy condoms at cvs durind the lock-ins
im to gay for unitarian universalism
A University which thinks it's 'it' but its really not. Students typically come from the home counties and as a result, have mediocre to average banter. Night's out are alright, lecturers are okay (when they're not striking). Oh and the Student's Union is shit.
Damn bro that girl is better than University of Southampton!
Bro she's a 6...
An alternative universe is a combination of getting a blow job while taking a dump (blumpkin), getting a massage, eating a sandwich, watching a good movie, being on heroin, reading a newspaper, and winning the lottery.
Only a few man in the world ever had an alternative universe, they're so lucky.
A small GDI University lying in the shadows of the far superior Fratmosphere know as Miami University. Ohio University tends to be extremely overpopulated with multiple occurrences of douchebaggery through and around its liberal campus.
Students tend to have an array of American Eagle, Abercrombie and the dreaded Hollister apparel, typically strutting in cargo shorts that would inevitably make a Fratdaddy/Sorostitute's head explode. Usually referred to as "O U Didn't Get Into Miami" students flock to the University in an effort to consume plenty of libations while studying a weak curriculum preparing to work for some CEO who most likely attended Miami University, UVA, Johns Hopkins, Georgia, or Clemson.
Delusional of the schools reputation, students pride themselves in a once a year Halloween party that is seemingly disappearing from the radar, leaving OU off the map for any claim to fame they may have once had.
I was once amazed at the lack of frattabbing at Ohio University.