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A high school in Charlotte, N.C that is full of faggots and bitches who go to class in trailers and eat dominoes pizza for lunch. Harding is full of crackers, spicks, chinks and, of course, niggers. Contrary to Phillip o' bitchy, there aren't many /b/tards at Harding, though there are a fuck load of weeaboos and nerds. In other words, weeaboos.
About every other day at Harding, 2 hoes get into an argument. They shout an shit but don't scrap. The week following that, someone else scraps because the 2 hoes wouldn't and they wanted to see a fight. Harding has more fights than phillip o berry. Harding should be closing down thanks to white people who hate us and will send us to phillip o berry.
Harding University student 1: YO NIGGA WHATS UP
Harding University student 2: YO NIGGA I CANT SCRAP YOU TODAY BECAUSE I GOT A DENTIST APPOINTMENT.
Harding University student 1: Aight.
POB student 1: Put yo hands up then bitch nigga whats good
POB student 2: You'd better watch out or I will cast a spell on you!
POB student 1: Aight.
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Has the largest collection of ugly hicks in the country and 97% of all degrees earned appear to be in dickbag personality theory. Also sucks Florida States large garnet and gold penis in football every year
Guy #1: Hey I just got into the University of Florida?
Guy #2: Dude isn't that the one that's lost to Florida State 4 years in a row in football?
Guy #1: Dammit you're right. Suppose I'll just live in a cave instead
Guy #2: Good choice man
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The only University out west where the students still look and act like Highschoolers throughout all four years. Most of the students are coming from boarding schools. If you're coming from public school avoid the DU social life. Get involved with Auraria campus. You'll hate yourself for trying to socialize with DU kids, very specific breed of stupid. House parties are terrible. Lot of blonde rich white girl clones. We all wish they were hoes yet unfortunately are mentally ill or some weird variation of that. You can approach them, however, remember to bring a shiny gold ring in case they start to look at you with "that look" you'll know what look I'm talking about if you've been around DU people. They're the only ones on this planet who have "that look". All the freshmen girls lose their virginity to the Hockey team. The Hockey team hosts an annual rape party during freshmen orientation week. Avoid the guys who go to the business school. They're a bunch of obnoxious idiots. The sorority girls don't bother, they're confused with themselves. Engineering people are in an Engineering Cult. The hottest best quality women you'll find are in the Graduate Education building. Easiest women in the business school. Pretentious in the Music school. The crazies in the psychology buildings. Don’t date them. Other majors hit or miss. Avoid the female lacrosse team they're sexually confused. It's a trade school advertising itself as a liberal arts ivy league school.
University of Denver is where you go to start a career
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A university which provides just an above average education with just an above average assured job if you live up to the colleges faculty deep need of validation.
The campus is beautiful, just like most of the students (of both genders). And if you're lucky, then you'll get unlucky with some of the students there by watching them choose the most horrible SO.
The surrounding areas of the college is beautiful and has hills and all where you can sit and toke all day. But that you can do in your lavatory or laboratory as well.
Bro : you got in SRM University!
Chick : damn you gonna get a job soon from campus as well as from me ;~
Bro : Naw gal, both on campus.
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An Application compiled to run in Intel and PowerPC environments on the Macintosh. A Universal Binary will run faster because it is native and does not have to be translated in real-time by Rosetta.
The Universal Binary of Microsoft Office runs natively on Macintoshes with Intel Microprocessors.
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a church that has 8th graders buy condoms at cvs durind the lock-ins
im to gay for unitarian universalism
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An alternative universe is a combination of getting a blow job while taking a dump (blumpkin), getting a massage, eating a sandwich, watching a good movie, being on heroin, reading a newspaper, and winning the lottery.
Only a few man in the world ever had an alternative universe, they're so lucky.
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