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Flying Cat, also referred to as squitten, is a rare species only made in Canada. These creatures are the meme generators!
Steve: Hey look, a flying cat!
Joe: oh yeah, one of those has told me a meme before.
cats that were adopted during quarantine
Everyone is getting quarantine cats while stuck at home. Some worry what will happen to these cats after quarantine.
Someone whom totures and/or brutally murders an species named "Felis Catus" (Cat for short)
Usually done by Dog People, who think that dogs are better and that cats don't mean anything to the world.
Sometimes, Cat Abuse is done to get internet clout and/or to exploit cats for money.
Person 1 "I toture my cats daily!"
Person 2 "You...You....YOU CAT ABUSER!!!"
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Alley Cat
A type of race that bike messengers partake in for fun that simulates the average messenger's work day.
Most often, alley cat races are designed as a "checkpoint" race, meaning that racers must pass through certain points on the pre-defined route in succession before completing the race. Some check points require actually dropping off/picking up items or even completely silly games (like spinning around in circles and pinning a tail on a donkey) before receiving clearance to proceed to the next checkpoint.
Some races mimic "sprints" or "time trials" like those commonly found in professional bicycle races.
Cheating, taking alternative routes, or otherwise "breaking the rules" are generally acceptable as that bike messenger culture can be highly competitive and require messengers to "do what it takes" to get the job done.
Awards are generally bragging rights in the forms of spoke cards. Before spoke cards were fashionable, these cards tended to be regular playing cards from a deck. The winner (first place) usually receives an Ace of Spades and can proudly wear it in the rear wheel. Instead of wearing numbers on their shirts or bags, spoke cards can be used to identify competitors at the finish line and check points.
"I was on my way to work and was nearly run over by a pack of messengers racing an alley cat."
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emo girl who tries to be prep but on the inside shes crawling down in her black abyss. takes in the bum bum
You see that girl? Yea she's a Cat Kane
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A cat that lives in the sun. He controls time and helps/ screws people over by taking them back in time and creating paradoxes. Enjoys long walks in the park and being petted,stroked, but eats people he doesnt like.
Guy 1- ZOMG a time cat took me back to JEWrusaalem and i was jesus!
Guy 2- NO WAYZ!
Jesus- WAY!
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Someone doin' what they got to do to get by. They may not be doin' it in the smoothest, most ballinest way possible, but they get what has to be done, done. REAL TALK.
Man, Eddy is such a grinder cat!
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