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Combination of "checking someone out" and "the checkout" (as in the check out line), describing the slightly invasive act of checking out the items in the shopping cart of the person behind you in line at the checkout.
Bro 1: Did you see that? She was checking me out.
Bro 2: No, Bro, she was checking out the things you're buying. The checkout check out ain't the same thing.
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A pimp ass term synonymous to the verb "steal" or "stole."
He straight up g checked my slim jim.
I just g checked that nigga's weed, mane.
It can also be used in present tense. For example,
I'm going to g check those cheetos.
It can also be used in the future tense. For example,
I'm g checking those sunglasses.
This term originated at a private boarding school in Lynchburg, Virginia. It can be used with or without a hyphen in between the g and check. For example, g-check.
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Poker slang. Bad player's modification of the word "check." Made popular among poor players by the movie "Rounders."
"Check"
"Check"
"CHECK-OOOOO-slovakia"
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A Natural Reality Check or "NRC" is a way of figuring out whether a girl is worth continuing conversation with and later banging by simply masturbating and seeing if you still have the urge to do such banging.
You usually perform an NRC when youre talking to a girl on Facebook or texting someone
The science behind an NRC is, that after beating off you have a lower sex drive, meaning that if you still want to do it, she's really worth it.
Nick: I was talking to Shannon last night on facebook
Luke: Oh yeah?
Nick: Yeah she wants my dick.
Luke: Are you gonna let her get it?
Nick: Well I was, but then I NRC'd that ho and decided otherwise.
Luke: I see I see. I just did an NRC the other night.
Nick: Natural Reality Checks are the bomb
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its when u r sayn bye to a friend or person,
tanita aka necta"check u later bj,"
bj"yeah yeah check u later
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The feeling To have shit ones self and need a friend for confirmation to make sure
"Aww man I ate a lot of burritos and I farted maybe even sharted,can you check me in the back"
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When a person says or does something jokingly only to find out it's actually true or currently happening. Most joke reality checks are 'what if' situations.
Duder 1: "Oh my god dude look out the window at that red car. Looks like my ex's huh? What if it was? That would be so weird. She doesn't even know where I live."
Duder 2: "Holy shit dude isn't that her brother getting out of the car? That is her dude."
Duder 1: "Fuck! Are you kidding? I hope she didn't see me or my car outside."
Duder 2: "Ha ha that's funny shit. Talk about a joke reality check."
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