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Tucan Disease

"Tucan Disease", a disease in which it physically doesn't allow you to poke fun at others correctly and ever win an argument.

I sure wish I could make fun of him, but I have Tucan Disease :(

I was born with Tucan Disease, I want to be normal like all the shirleys

Stupid Tucan Disease, I can never win!

by Wish I was Shirley November 3, 2011


Ohju Disease

The uncontrollable need/urge to showoff/flex one's belongings.

A: I just bought a new watch, it was $60
B: Hey, I got a new watch too. It was JUST $600
B: Also, the underwear I'm wearing are like, $60 each.
B: I should get some pricier ones, these were kind of cheap.
C: Oh no, this guy has the Ohju Disease.

by Ohju1 September 25, 2019


Kawasaki's disease

An Eli Tomac fan says stuff like "Eli Tomac is the best because he rides the edge," doesn't admit that the style of riding is very bipolar.

Poor guy he has Kawasaki's disease, he couldn't accept Cooper Web's championship win.

by KtmMasterrace May 30, 2019


SND (Social Networking Disease)

Any virus or bug that infects your computer due to having too many friends on your social networking site that don't run the proper security software on either their site or their computer.

I caught a nasty SND (Social Networking Disease) on Facebook the other day and had to reconfigure my entire system.

by Woman of Weird Words September 25, 2011


Disease-Catcher

Someone who goes out without a mask in order to catch the common coronavirus.

Too many Disease-Catchers in the store. I’ll go this evening.

by Kim song dune August 16, 2020


cryaloteashanus disease

It is a fake disease that means that you are a total crybaby. Used as a slang word, it will cause one to cry for any little problem one might have. Side effects include bushy hair, fatness, and extreme anger issues. People with Cryaloteashanus Disease suffer for life from no friends because they bully others. They have parents that spoil them to the core as a child so they never earn ethics. These people should be watched out for because of the sadness they bring. Don't be fooled by the thin veneer of a crybaby. Just ignore and walk away. They are also considered annoying.

This boy cries all the time and suffers from Cryaloteashanus Disease!

by Yourbuttface March 27, 2015


A.N.N disease

A disease that is caused by a certain species of frog located in the outskirts of bukit sentosa, malaysia. Those who are infected will find themselves speaking in a different language, talking gibberish and typing random words. The only way to cure this disease is to follow a guy to Japan. :3

She had the A.N.N disease and she followed him to Japan to cure it.

by Doctor Helz Raj November 21, 2018