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When a girl is on her period and she forgot to wear a tampon/pad she's having a lake leek.
Girl1: omg I have a lake leek!
Girl2: buy some tampons.
Girl1: I'm trying!!
Usually in context of a sexual joke, but can be done with simple procedures. Like so - stuff a woman's vagina with Mentos, then using a funnel to pour Coka-Cola, Pepsi, or any other carbonated beverage that will fizz and/or explode within her, watch the show and eat a nice movie snack such as popcorn.
Last night my girlfriend said she wanted a Lake Erie Monster, so I had to restock my cabinet with some pop(soda).
A decent school with shitty people. 7th graders vaping in the bathroom getting caught the first week of school. emo ppl left and right. wanna be gang bangers. pe teacher is a pedophile, and the normal people there isn’t a lot of them tho. “ fake fighting is still fighting” vice principal
oh your kids go to shasta lake middle school how did they turn out
To throw a person or acquaintance in a lake
Oh Joe was being suck a jerk today so we laked him.
When we were lakeing Joe I feel through the dock