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A drawer that is used to store toys for domesticated animals, to keep them out of reach until the owner is ready to play or reward the pet. Typically accompanied by a song depending on region.
Hey it's bedtime, let's go to the (Singing)"Magical Mystery Drawer, the Magical Mystery Drawer".
Passing a large amount of gas from your anus into your open hand and keeping it in your hand or pocket.
Ooh, this is gonna be a big one. Stinky magic puff into the hand. Mmm, that was warm.
the act of jizzing on your best friends cheeks while he or she is asleep.
"I can't wait for tonight and make my best friend, Winston, some magic milk cheeks."
The white stuff that guys squirt out their wee wee to make babies
Please don't use your vagina egg magic to make me pregnant again, Mr. Radke.
To paint one's flacid penis green, then dip the aforementioned painted penis in magic shell giving it a hard chocolate coating. Upon obtaining an erection, the newly green dick breaks free from its chocolate barrier in a Hulk-like Fashion. Hulk smash!
"You should have seen the look on that chicks face when I magic shell Hulked for her"
When you can’t afford a colonoscopy so you borrow a drain camera that hooks to your phone instead. Then blue tooth it to the living room TV and have the kids watch and learn.
Hey fam I can’t find my stash. Fuck yah Bruh magic school bus time again.
After 23 years Arnold still thinks he might be going on a normal field trip
Please let this be a normal field trip
FUCK YOU ARNOLD
Do Do the Magic School Bus