hey Dom you hear that mark zuckerberg is a literal fucking lizard
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Engaging in sexual activities with a female durine her period and her dried blood resembles the wax seal from the makers mark whiskey bottle on your dick. Another equivalent to getting your red wings without eating a female out during her period.......
Deech: hey I just earned my maker's mark!!!!!!
Jerry: what????? WTF do you mean????
Deech: you when you fuck your girl while she's on her perod and the dried blood resembles on your dick like the neck of a bottle of makers mark. ...
Jerry : bullshit......
Deech : whips out his dick and says look bitch I've been kissed by a rose on the grave......
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when you have sex with a chick and she wont tell anyone who she banged but everyone really knows it was really you that she did it with and that she got an std from you
lindsay and i had sex but she would tell it was me but everyone knew it was me and made me the marked man
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After a long day of sex, you wake up and find your penis tired and soft and pinkish.
"Honey, we had too much sex! I got a penis marking!"
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Mark orwell is a typical balding old man but mark has something very different about him, heβs a nonce !!! Mark has a fetish for underage children and loves rubbing their bums. Mark is despised by others and many think he is disgusting.
Ed: Did you see benji earlier
Xanie: No i think mark had caught him
Ed: Jesus i hope he got away, mark orwell is a filthy nonce!
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Usually a dirt bag , never shower , eats all your food , give him an inch he takes a mile ,typically doesnβt like to pay rent , has no drive , but is really skilled at getting jobs without resumes because shitty marks are generally normal , healthy looking people who employers will hire on the spot !
Where are my avocados ?!
Shitty Mark ate them ! Missing toilet paper ? He probably ate that too !
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To be Marked&bloched means that you got to know a guy pretty well on facebook. You sent him naked pictures of yourself, enjoyed sexchatting and set up a date to meet him. You fly to meet this guy/gal and after the sex you realize that he/she will never talk to you again and before you even get home they have defriended and blocked you on facebook.
I just got Marked&bloched! I'm never meeting someone online again!
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