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a rare type of dinosaur that survived the mass extermination by chuck norris
HOLY SHIT ITS EMILY'S MOM!!
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LITERALLY THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD. PUT FUCKING CHEESE ON THAT BITCH AND ITS AMAZING. Oh and it’s also a lyric from academy award winning song by Eminem “Lose Yourself”
Knees weak arms are heavy
There’s vomit on his sweater already
mom’s spaghetti
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The spit a mother has that can heal wounds and take the dirt off your face when there are no napkins in sight.
Kid:Mom I scraped my knee!!*cries*
Mom:Ok let me us my mom spit to make it better
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A modified breast stroke that allows for sunglasses to be worn and hair to remain dry.
"I'm doing the mom stroke to cool off, plus I just washed my hair".
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Colins mother is like the village bicycle, Everyone has taken it for a ride.
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(1) The comeback to all of those witty insults that people choose to throw at you. often used in conjuction with your face.
(2) Great in awkward situations and when you can't think of anything to say...
(1) Dude 1: yea, my brother's going to college in a couple weeks
Dude 2: YEA, well your mom goes to college!
Dude 1: uh...YOUR FACE goes to college!
Dude 2: thats low dude. YOUR MOM'S FACE goes to college!
Dude 1: WELL YOUR MOM'S FACE GOES TO COLLEGE!!!
Dude 2: dude. that really is low.
Dude 1: PWNED
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Your mom is a large overweight woman in her mid to late fifties. She often can be found in a prone position or on her knees, performing sexual favors for her childrens friends. Her vaginal cavity is often quite wide and in some cases filled with bats or spider's webs. A very permiscuous woman, she is often the target of many comical antidotes and other insults.
Your Mom is a fat slut man did you know that.
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