Someone who is as disfunctional as a potato
Stop being disfunctional potato and get your act together
1.) Plural of Rotten Potato
2.) A group of Irish men over the age of 45 in a pub or bar
"The bar was filled with rotten potatoes."
Potato john is a immortal who will appear in times of crisis in various forms but always has a goatee and a curly mustache refering to himself as potato john, johnson, or johnny
If you ever meet potato john prepare for the worst
There he was, standing in the field, potato john. Staring into the distance just to disapear seconds before the earthquake hit.
When you are in group sex and you want the next set of balls
Oh man, he looks good, let’s pass the potatoes.
When a couple dates and spends their time lounging at home together on a couch or in a bed (non-sexually). Activities that go with Romantic Potatoeing include: Watching Netflix/Hulu, eating snacks all day and not meals, cuddling with blankets/robes on, and possibly doing laundry.
Jane and I were romantic potatoeing all through the rainy day.