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A beverage containing half dry gin, quater vodka, and a quarter of the drinkers preference.
Briar was so messed up off of brooklyn iced tea, he peed his bed.
The "sweet tea roadie" is when you are getting a well-lubed handy from your lady while driving. Right before you erupt your load all over your ride, you reach for the McDonald's large, $.99 sweet tea cup you have yet to throw out... You blow your entire load into the styrofoam cup...easy.
Oh, it's cool, my girl gave me a Sweet Tea Roadie on the way to the party last night.
1. Unspecified, certainly deviant sex act usually performed in Brentford
2. Having tea with a member of the clergy, esp. a Protestant one
1. Hugo and Jane found themselves along for 5 minutes, so decided to indulge in taking tea with the parson
2. The women's institute meeting moved on from cake sales to taking tea with the parson
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A trope female character type popularized in Chinese internet novels, a Green Tea Bitch is a female character who appears calm, kind, innocent, or charming on the surface, but is actually intelligent, cunning, and calculating underneath, usually for the purposes of manipulating others into giving them gain.
Some common traits include:
Revenge as a primary motive for the manipulative behavior
Often uses their skill to win over difficult or villainous characters
Presenting themselves as wronged in order to garner sympathy, or purposefully allowing their enemies to harm them, in order to make the enemy lose ground
An ability to flip arguments and intelligently talk their way out of accusations or repercussions
Usually the main character
Often has special or secret knowledge (such as in an isekai or rebirth novel), or else has a very high EQ allowing her to read people.
Common for 'villainess-turned-good' characters
If she has/had a job, it is most commonly as an actress
Usually written to be likable to readers
Related to the White Lotus Flower/White Lotus Bitch, which is a similar female character type, in that an innocent face is presented to the world while hiding bad intentions. The distinguishing trait between the two tends to be the level of intelligent calculation, with Green Tea Bitches seen as the more smart and scheming of the two.
Feilu knew the answer to the puzzle, but pretended not to know, asking guiding questions until Nianxi thought she solved it herself. Delighted with her smart and helpful little sister, Nianxi decided to ask the Emperor to allow Feilu to attend the royal academy. "That's our green tea bitch!"-a reader in the comments.
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Old man: "Hey can I antiqui-tea bag you?"
When you skip out of work on an afternoon break and tea bag a homeless vagrant for $5 in beer money.
Carl you are late again from your afternoon break. This cannot continue.
I'm sorry. I had Sarasota High Tea this afternoon and it took a little longer than expected. The dude had no teeth so it felt really good.
Ok well that's a legitimate reason. I won't write you up.
When you blow a nasty vape into someone of the feminine sex's pussy hole. In which, large continuous amount of vape will exit some areas such as the ears, nose,eye lids, ass, and most importantly mouth. In doing so the female will create a high pitched scream. As long as its done correctly, you're a good distance away, you're on drugs, and you're squinting, it will sound and appear as a tea kettle right before your very eyes. After words, if you tilt or elevate the female in a way that the genitalia is above a cup, liquid exit due to large amounts of condensation!
" Dude, I'm not feeling well."-Remy
"I'll get you some tea."-Barry B.
"But we don't have any."-Remy
"I'll just Human Tea Kettle Hannah."-Barry B.
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