40 year old virgin

One pump and then you nut.

Joe: Hey Bob I gave your mom the 40 year old Virgin.
Bob: What's that?
Joe: One pump and then I just nutted in her.

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THE YEAR WE DO NOT SPEAK OF

*whispered*
two-thousand-sixteen

2016

"Remember when we went to DC?"
"Shhh, we do not speak of that year."
"What year?"
"THE YEAR WE DO NOT SPEAK OF."

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12-Year-Old Girl

A rarity according to MicroSoft.

MicroSoft had an "actual 12-year-old girl" play a demo of Kodu onstage.

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year of the Jewish Republican

The fabled year when Jews are going to abandon the Democratic Party for the Republican Party.

Like the year of the Linux desktop, it never comes, but belief in its imminence is enough to satisfy cultists.

2004: the year of the Jewish Republican

2008: the year of the Jewish Republican

2012: the year of the Jewish Republican

2016: the year of the Jewish Republican

2020: the year of the Jewish Republican

2024: the year of the Jewish Republican

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12 Year Old Boy

Someone who wanks to YouTube videos.
Ex.
-Christian 12 year old: Hey, do you want to finish the castle on our Minecraft server?
-All regular 12 year olds in unison: No, I'm going to go watch some YouTube videos then go to bed.

Wank12 year old12 year old boyYouTubechristian12 year old girl

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40 year old virgin

YOU, LOSER!!

Its also the name a very popular movie made by Steve Carell.

You are a 40 year old virgin because you will not have sex until you are 40.

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Year 11's

Year 11''s are a lessential chavy version of year tens, but they are not too bad I'm friends with one of the and I'm in year 8. Year 11 are not bothered with fights and being stupid, they mind their own business which sometimes is breaking someone nose.

Those Year 11's are picking on everyone today

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