It's a free country

The greatest excuse known to man.

Karen: "P-Please stop beating my child with a baseball bat!"
Sigma male: "It's a free country, I can do whatever I want!"

Breathing. AROUND. CoUnTrIeS. Hastily. UNDER. TORMENT.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscess.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Breathing. AROUND. CoUnTrIeS. Hastily. UNDER. TORMENT.

country cow

A fine blend of processed cheese

Don’t put that country cow on yer toast

Country babe

A hot girl who grew up In the country , A hot girl who loves horses .

Oh,there goes that country babe on her horse again.

9th world country

England

Johnathon: aww hell naw I ain't going to England
Richard: Come on dude, it isn't that bad
Johnathon: That 9th world country isn't worth my time!

country salute

to punch someone in the mouth

He saw jimmy at the bar and game 'em the ole country salute.