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what the french toast

a non vulgar more polite way to say to what the fuck when being being vulgar is not appropriate or unwanted

my neighbor karen illegally had my car towed what the french toast was she thinking

by bluebear July 30, 2024


Toast Bitch

The person responsible for making/preparing sides to the main dish.

I need my Toast Bitch out here to get the salad ready to go with this chicken.

The person who toasts and butters the bread for breakfast while someone makes the eggs, bacon/sausage, and homefries

by Westfoldfell92 June 3, 2022


Toast Bitch

Being whipped on someone that may or may not be your partner, to the point where you would bring them toast in the middle of the night. Being a toast bitch means that you would do anything to satisfy their wants and needs.

Person 1: He did her entire math assignment and handed it in for her
Person 2: They're not even together
Person 1: What a toast bitch

by siegelbagel August 8, 2019


toasted cracker

A sunburned white person.

Damn. I went to the beach today and came back looking like a toasted cracker.

by Metalheadgamerguy July 10, 2019


Pot Toast

A simple recipe I made up while quite stoned in my kitchen with little to cook with.

Items Needed:
Bread
Toaster
French Dressing
Butter
3 Cheese Blend Shredded Cheese
Oven/Microwave

Preperation:
(If using oven) Preheast oven to 375*
Take bread out of bread bag
Take other ingredients of of refrigerator
Place all items on table or counter

Directions:
Lightly toast bread on low setting or otherwise preferred toaster setting
Take toast out
Lightly or heavily spread butter on toast
Sprinkle cheese heavily on toast
Place toast in oven or microwave untill cheese is melted
Take out of oven
Drizzle dressing on finished product

Serve with salsa and chips or Cheetos

Hey Amanda, I made something up that sounds gross but tastes dank as hell. I call it 'Pot Toast'. Totally meta! Want some?

by KeepOnTruckinMaryJane March 7, 2011


refrigerated toast

A cold rough vagina

eg. mate it was like a piece of refrigerated toast

by hihelloheybye April 22, 2017


toast a mon

the act of toasting a Pokémon.

I am hungry, I really need to toast a mon.

by #TheMostHighGuy April 17, 2020