Ur great grandad faggot

Your grandad faggot is the worst insult ever to exist after your granny trannny. Every time it is used the sea rises by 3000m and 100,000 people die

Jim: ur mom gay ur dad lesbian and your granny tranny

Joe: it didn’t have to come to this

Jim: no please

Joe: ur great grandad faggot

Jim implodes, the sea rises over Venice and Jim’s family dies of Ebola

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ur da sells avon

a Scottish word used by cunts who can't think of good comeback, AKA everyone called Euan/Ewan

Jamie: lol you're gay Euan/Ewan: Yea well your da sells avon

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Metal up ur ass

Another way to say Metal up your ass.

Reporter- Do you have anything to say to the public?
Dave Mustaine- METAL UP UR ASS!!!
*Cut to Metallica cheering and flipping off the camera*

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ur dad lesbian lol

ur dadd lesbian lol will end ur carreer lol and is a deadly verbal desease (causing suicide)

xX_Nibbagamerz_Xx: ur dad lesbian lol
Me: looks for tall cliff*

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ur babies got rabies

The next continuation of the "ur mum gay" series

Carl:ur mum gay
Benjamin: ur dad lesbian
Carl: ur granny tranny
Benjamin: ur niece obese
Carl: don't make me do it
Benjamin: bet
Carl: ur babies got rabies
Benjamin: ... *gets sucked up by a black hole and is never to be heard from again*

give a girl ur hoodie

when u give a girl ur hoodie on july 17, since it’s national give a girl ur hoodie day

boy: hey it’s national give a girl ur hoodie day, so do u want mine?

girl: yes of course! thank uuu

Ur sister a mister lol

When some hits you with the ur mum gay you use this and dominate them

Bitchman: Ur mum gay lol
Dickface: (is unaffected) ur sister a mister lol
Bitchman: *digs his own grave and lies in it*