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The act of gently inserting a fist into a woman's uterus, followed by his penis and masturbates while his fist is inside of the uterus.
"Dude, my girlfriend is so dirty I cave wanked the fucked out of her last night"
Sitting at the toilet and having a shit, then in the same toilet sesh you have a wank
Dirty cunts been on the toilet for ages, bet he's having an Essex wank
Wanking while choking yourself, being choked by someone else while you wank or being choked by someone else while they wank you
Im going to have the best choke wank tonight
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A woman whose husband no longer finds her sexually attractive, no longer desires to sleep with her and instead spends his free time whacking off to porn.
Jill: Kelly always seems so unhappy anymore. What's going on with her?
Jane: That poor girl's a wank widow. Bob never gives her any attention anymore. Spends all his time on the computer.
n: the act of masturbating with a level of enthusiasm and vigour that one can only achieve with the knowledge of the impending end of the world.
Craig sat quietly in the room while his undead friends and family members scratches at the door and the last of the battery power drained from the torch. "Fuck it!" Said Craig, "I'm busting out an Armageddon Wank before they break in."
When you get called a simp and are told not to jack it so you wank it in {spite} of the person.
She called me a simp so I pulled a spite wank later that night.
When a guy is acting like a wanker and has the features of a wanker.
Has wank features been in touch yet? 🙄