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The act of injecting ones penis into her poop chute, thus developing a smear of faecal matter on said penis. Then removing shaft from the anal cavity and inserting into a bloody axe wound and proceeding to ejaculate. Thus creating three colours of fun to chow down on from her own waffle
Hey baby want to try a Mexican neopolitan whip?
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Someone who keeps bugging you to finish something without giving any sort of guidance or assistance. Typically a bad project manager.
Guy1: Dude, our PM sucks!
Guy2: Yep, he's all whip and no reins.
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A thorough beating applied with an erect penis.
Put my love handle in your mouth before I mississippi pistol whip
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homosexual; someone who has seamen up their ass and releases it in a form similar (looking) to white whipped cream
Timothy is such a Whipped cream farter (refering that Timothy has had anal sex recently)
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new shoes on the whip: its gettin new tires on you car
gettin new shoes on the whip or new run flat shoes on the whip... rollin on 24's
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The sexual intercourse where you start whiping your hairy genitals at her face and ext. with extraordinary force going up and down , back and forth until you ejaculate
Lizzy:oh I love it when we have caterpillar whip 😍
Lacey:I know right!
Lizzy: like last week I had it for the first time , now I can't stop thinking about it!
Lacey: I heard romans the best at it 😜
Roman:(Whips out he's big ole penis) sup ladies 😝
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A truly demoralizing version of pussy whipped. A man who is pussy whipped will spend moderate amounts of money and miss occasional important events at the whim of his wife. However, a man who is Mary Kay whipped will take it to the next level, then to several higher levels still. He will go bankrupt numerous times, miss so much work that he loses his job, and lose touch so completely with his friends that they think they’ve missed his funeral; all in support of his female master’s participation in the cult/pyramid scheme world of Mary Kay, Avon, Tupperware, Pampered Chef, etc. While his involvement starts out gradually at first, it soon explodes into weekly parties where he is using vacation time or missing poker nights with his buddies to prepare finger foods and keep the kids “out of the way.” The cost starts gradually, too. It grows from a $200 “starter kit” into taking over one bedroom, then two. Before long, he has to sell his motorcycle and boat to add a huge room to the house to store all of the paraphernalia. As if that is not bad enough, his wife then must escalate her attendance and purchases at her girlfriends’ cult meetings/parties. As they each move up their respective pyramids, it requires a more significant investment by their friends’ male funds providers. If you ever meet a man who is Mary Kay whipped, ask him where his nuts are. Bet your bottom dollar that they are securely stored in the glovebox of a pink Cadillac that cost him approximately $675,000.
Where's Matt been? We really need him here and working on this project. Plus we're all going out and watching the game after work tonight.
Oh his wife is having a Mary Kay party. He had to take a week of vacation to take care of the kids so she had time to create snazzy place settings and make gift baskets for the attendees. I hear that he isn't even allowed to watch the game at home.
Are you shitting me?! Call HR and see if we can ask the next guy we interview whether or not he is Mary Kay whipped.
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