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A boner so large it leaves you in shock.
OMG!! That girl had a electrc boner.
Jon is my electric boner.
(latin- totalus: very, bonus: a large piece of marble in a cylindrical shape) adv. expressing great enthusiasm or approval. Usually said with an accent on the TOEtally BoneAH
Dude, your hairpiece is so totally boner!
Man, those streamers are friggin totally boner!
"Hey Sandy, did you see Dale's new shoes?"
"No. Tell me everything about them in a two word phrase."
"Totally boner."
A rush of blood to the penis caused by something that is flagrantly homosexual.
Jimmy saw Andrew and he popped a queer boner.
A grandpa boner is a dirty filthy, fat, ugly often bald old man of 60 years of age or older typically found in south east Asia with a late teens to early twenties Asian escort with him.
Gross, look at that grandpa boner over there with that 17 year old girl. He has to be at least triple her age, triple her weight and triple her dimensions in every direction.
When a girl touches a guys penis, and it immediately becomes a boner.
He got a contact boner just from my arm brushing up against him.
When your friend is having sex and you tackle him out of her while another friend does a heel drop on his boner.
-Hey is Brian fucking Jill upstairs?
-Yeah, let's go boner stomp him.
when a girl attempts to punch or simply touch a guys arm and he instinctively flexes
i called her a whore, and when she punched me, i got an arm boner