a boner brought on vibrations during travel. exacerbated by jet engines and bumpy roads.
this soft suspension greatly alleivates my travel boner.
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(latin- totalus: very, bonus: a large piece of marble in a cylindrical shape) adv. expressing great enthusiasm or approval. Usually said with an accent on the TOEtally BoneAH
Dude, your hairpiece is so totally boner!
Man, those streamers are friggin totally boner!
"Hey Sandy, did you see Dale's new shoes?"
"No. Tell me everything about them in a two word phrase."
"Totally boner."
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A rush of blood to the penis caused by something that is flagrantly homosexual.
Jimmy saw Andrew and he popped a queer boner.
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When a girl touches a guys penis, and it immediately becomes a boner.
He got a contact boner just from my arm brushing up against him.
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A grandpa boner is a dirty filthy, fat, ugly often bald old man of 60 years of age or older typically found in south east Asia with a late teens to early twenties Asian escort with him.
Gross, look at that grandpa boner over there with that 17 year old girl. He has to be at least triple her age, triple her weight and triple her dimensions in every direction.
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When your friend is having sex and you tackle him out of her while another friend does a heel drop on his boner.
-Hey is Brian fucking Jill upstairs?
-Yeah, let's go boner stomp him.
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A very hot bitch, which in most cases causes a hard on.
That chick Dakota has a rocking body, she's a walking boner.
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