that's how mafia works

That's How Mafia Works is an expression parodying Instagram advertisements for the mobile game Mafia City in which a cartoon businessman points to an image with the caption "That's how mafia works". The meme was created and popularised by YouTuber Slazo in the video "Hilariously Bad Instagram Ads" and spread by Slazo's fanbase through the r/slazo subreddit. It's commonly used as meme captions , in a similar way to other meme captions such as This Is So Sad, and is often used to emphasize when something is considered tough or edgy. The caption is also commonly featured in deep fried memes, shitposts, as a macro image and as captions to Florida Man memes. The meme is also often used in conjunction with Mafia City memes.

Person 1:Hey so I was waiting for my food, and then an alpha male came up and said "Give me burger" and they gave him the food before than mine.
Person 2: That's how mafia works

dead man working

The guy everyone knows is gonna get fired and everyone quietly ignores for fear of getting on the bosses' bad sides, even if he's a great guy.

I was gonna invite Joe to lunch with us, but then I remembered. He's basically Dead Man Working right now. Not worth risking it.

Janine's leaving early again?
She's only got a week left. Dead Man Working. No point kissing up, now.

Phil's getting called in to the Manager's Office. Third time this month.
Uh-oh. Dead Man Working.

work out the ass

1. Meaning to have a large amount of work to complete.

I will not be able to attend our sex appointment because I have work out the ass.

New Work Tool

When a contractor or labor worker gets a new Mexican helper on the job.

Hey, I got a new work tool today at the concrete company! His name is Carlos.

Gave you the works

To put a person in their place to let them know not to mess with you

Bob:look carl if you dont sit ya rank self some where i will hit you back to where you came from. ight rankight frank:oooooooo bob gave you the works

work out penis

Work out penis is found in it's natural territory at the campus gym and often causes women to drool over an/or stalk it for pleasure.

"Jen likes work out penis"

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do work

besides being coined by rob and big .to put in work is to commit a cime either to benifit urself or ur group.

hey john we slangin that once 2nite?
ya we doin work 2 nite.

hey tim this guys mouthin me im bout to do work on him.
ya i do work

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