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While playing a lego game you will suddenly be messaged by the fabled jax "whats your time zone" This is a warning of the tragedy that will happen.
In the middle of a set the fabled jax messaged me "whats your time zone?" I missed my set the second after.
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1. a woman has three pop eye zones. Both tits and her pussy. So called because when a guy sees them it makes his eyes pop out.
2. Any part of town ect. where you can see naked women. Because when you see them it makes your eyes pop out.
1. I saw her pop eye zones.
2. Where's the pop eye zones in this town?
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When your best friends ex is tryna fuck, but you don't feel like being compared to them in bed, possibly ending the friendship
"Hey your ex Joe tried to smash yesterday, I best friend zoned his ass."
"Good, he's got bad dick anyway."
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A state of personality where one is paradoxically considered an asshole, but is still considered endearing and likable.
"It's great to be an asshole, but you don't want to be a total asshole. There's a balance that must be struck. Assholes who are total assholes suffer too much backlash for their nature and are generally considered insufferable by all. Thus, you must learn to follow proper asshole decorum and fall under the Goldilocks Zone of Acceptable Asshold'em. You have accomplished this when people say things about you like 'he's funny, but he's an asshole', or 'I like Dave, but he's kind of an asshole.' That's the Goldilocks zone. You want people to compliment you, or express fondness for you, but then immediately feel the need to point out that you're an asshole."
-- TJ "The Amazing Atheist" Kirk, "10 Rules Of Asshole Decorum"
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A catch phrase popularized by the video "My New Haircut." Said when someone is on a roll or in a state of extreme focus and does not wish to be interrupted by someone that he/she deems unimportant and irrelevant.
From "My New Haircut":
Guy at desk: "Sir, you have to sign in."
Guido: "Not now chief, I'm in the fucking zone."
Kindergarten Teacher: "Who wants to read the next couple pages of 'The Cat in the Hat?'. Let's see...Jimmy, how about you?"
Jimmy: "Not now chief, I'm in the fucking zone."
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An expression demonstrating the fact that one is in a focused state and cannot be bothered with minutiae. Originated from the viral video "My New Haircut"
Gym Attendant: "Sir, you need to sign in."
Creepy Italian Dude: "Not now chief, I'm in the fuckin' zone!"
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A "Fuck-Up Free Zone". Generally used ironically to imply last minute correction of potentially expensive errors without senior parties being aware.
"Oh shit Nick. I’ve noticed the senior management of our business are incapable of organising a piss up in a lake of Guinness meaning we didn’t realise which design had been finalised. Let’s just secretly botch this crappy logo onto the back of the box to ensure a Fuck-Up Free Zone."
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