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Man to Gland Combat

When you're trying to discreetly trying to masterbate in the bathroom and someone knocks on the door.

"Tom hurry up! I need to use the bathroom"

"Hold on Zack, I'm just engaging in some man to gland combat,

by Figgy Pop July 2, 2019


Man whining

When a man sings in a style where he's trying to sound emotional and sincere but it just sounds like he's whining. Esp. Pop music.

I don't like his singing, he's just man whining.

by Singing coach July 24, 2017


Man On Tha Moon

when your face deep in some thick juicy ass

i was like the man on tha moon last night

by mr.sexy beast August 9, 2018


Man To Man

what men who are straight for Lana Rhoades but gay for Sahil call gay intercourse via the anus also know as homosexual sex

nuea..oh you should try gay sex
shrek..OMG no its called man to man

by leahfiveninefoureverafterhigh December 25, 2022


Mini Man United

A frivolous, possibly disparaging metonym, contrasting English football clubs Salford City with Manchester United, alluding to geographical location, i.e. Greater Manchester, and the prominence of the colour red on their home kits.

The witty lexical choice and alliteration of ‘mini’ insinuates that while Salford play professional football (EFL League 2), they are not as illustrious as the more prominent Red Devils, especially in the context of more intimidating clubs meeting with the Ammies in knockout competitions, e.g. the Carabao Cup, FA Cup.

Perhaps, the most evident logic behind the epithet is the fact that six of seven owners of Salford were former Man United players.

Leeds cant sic beat mini man united 😅 “ — @najminazari984, 30/08/2023 (YouTube comment)

by LesGrossman@UrbanDictionary August 30, 2023


The Old Man Jack

When, after declothing both partners, the guy falls over and says, "I've fallen, and I can't get up." So the girl has to help him up, by blowing him.

The Old Man Jack worked so well Dave. We were up until 3 AM!!

by Blackberry April 8, 2015


Dirt man

A man that goes from town to town looking for dirt under people’s pillows. If he fails to find said dirt, he will take you down to his lair.

Make sure you got dirt under your pillow so dirt man doesn’t get you

by Pegagenisus May 29, 2024