I like pasta

Another way of saying that you are very gay

I like pasta, because guys are always on my mind.

I Think My Mind Has Made It's Mind Up

when your mind makes it's mind up

Hey I think my mind has made it's mind up

I can't fucking breathe

Something that somebody says when somebody posts an unfunny GIF on twitter, when their face hasn't changed at all.

Person 1: posts GIF
Person 2: OMG I can't fucking breathe!
Also Person 2: :|

I would fuck a pikachu

People who have sexual attraction to Pokémon say this

P1: did you fin-
P2: I would fuck a pikachu

can i be your friend?

Short answer: No.
Long answer: I'm just an internet random just as you, so that means no one knows the other and by that we can't trust ourselves... But don't worry, there are many people in the world, may one wants to be your friend.

You: can i be your friend?
internet random: no.

I step on rocks

U probably have adhd

My friend: moveeee we are late
Me: wait I Wana step on that rock
My mind:why do I step on rocks

I wish I knew you wanted me, Monse

Blud, srsly? The girl I like wanted me? I jst hit a bru moment cuz........................................srsly tho?

I wish I knew you wanted me, Monse - This is a word that should be used when the girl you liked named Monse (From my previous post) wanted you. And you didn't know until her friend told you when she switched schools