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ITS JUST THE LETTER I WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SEARCH THIS UP YOU DUMB FUCKING PEDOPHILE

YOU: WHAT DOES I MEAN AGAIN *GOES ON URBAN DICTIONARY*

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I understand I may have to wait to get in your arms…
However, you are going to start accruing interest.
What is the interest I speak of??? You are just going to have to wait and see… it may be something you enjoy or maybe not…

Why am I thinking you will wait to see what this interest is… hmmm …

idea:) reward points for early delivery❤️❤️❤️ these you will definitely love!!!!

What you do to me❤️❤️❤️
I love you and someday you will know how much!!

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IED

An IED is a female that at first appears to be average looking but upon further investigation turns out to be quite disgusting. The term IED joined the popular lexicon after the release of the movie The Hurt Locker (in reference to the improvised explosive devices used by insurgents in Iraq and Afghanistan). These explosives are well disguised by making them look like items you'd commonly see along the side of a road. Similarly, busted girls strategically hide their true appearance to get innocent guys to take them home (e.g. sunglasses effect, makeup, lack of light at the bar). To the dismay of the soldiers who happen upon them on the battlefield, as well as the gentlemen who happen upon them in bars, IEDs are not what they appear and end up exploding. Of note, IED is the logical evolution of the terms "grenade" and "landmine" used in the popular reality TV show The Jersey Shore.

Allan woke up in horror this morning when he discovered that he went home with an IED last night. While extreme caution could have possibly prevented Allan's mishap, once he consumed his seventh shot of vodka, he became a prime target for IEDs.

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Want to know more…
When was this day?

Mine.. you know … first time I saw you!!! It was crazy! Love at first sight… I always thought love at first sight was just in storybooks .. it is actually REAL!!!

I want you!!!
Iwysb!!!!!!

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:I

its just a smiley:

:I

=I

:-I
=-I !!!!!!

like a fat d00d with huge cheeks (maybe)

niko: ur great
loli: :I
well...loli should be super hot...not fat...

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{(I)}

1. n. A wide-opened vagina.
2. n. Pussy, something I want to get.

Damn she {(I)}. A.K.A: Damn shes wide.

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-ies

a suffix for words to give it more power... but equally only need to use one word.

Coolies, Funkies, indeedies!

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