Rural Dictionary

Dirty Kris

While receiving oral, the act of surprise shitting on your partners chest.

I was balls deep and he pulled a Dirty Kris all over my tits.

by Crucibled December 10, 2018

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Married, plaid-wearing winner of American Idol 2009 who eats kangaroos and talks about sweating and peeing too much.

His win was a shock to most but his hometown Arkansas is known for backing their people MAJOR whatever it takes.

He has that face and boyband catch in his voice that shrill little girls love.

Became close friends with fellow Idols Adam Lambert and Allison Iraheta.

Dude 1: "Kris Allen? Uh who...?"
Dude 2: "The gay guy from Idol."
Dude 1: "Oh. Don't watch Idol. He any good?"
Dude 2: "If you like average coffee house singers who cover the Script, yeah."

Girl 1: "Kris Allen? Who...?"
Girl 2: "Omg he's sooo cute!!!11111"

by HENDRIX2 December 4, 2009

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kris sadal

kris sadal is an asshole whose son's name is likhit otherwise known as lick-it or lick-shit the kris is a gently and abnormal creature who feeds on demons he can level up by having sex with the feminine this is y he is at level 92 and yeah dats rite likkyy made this so fuk uu

kris sadal is an asshole

by lactosefool August 24, 2010

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kris allen

The winner of american idol season 8 who sang no boundries by Angelo Batio.

An time of which the person that won hates the fact that they won.

Fan1: oh did u see the season 8 winner ?
fan2: yea kris allen totaly rocked that song.

boy: Whoah did you see Maria's employee of the month ceromony ?
girl: no what happened ? did she win ?
boy: yea but she totaly kris allened the whole thing, she kept saying she didn't know how she was even close.

by Cinyara May 21, 2009

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