When life gives you lemons you need to get yourself a Depresso latte.
A drink for the emotionally unstable.
Cmon mate letβs get you a Depresso latte and cheer you up.
See Adam over there he looks like he could use a Depresso latte right about now the lil bitch.
A very underrated musical artist on Spotify, SoundCloud, pretty much on anything.
Everett Latte just made a new song!
Did you hear Everett Latteβs new album?
A Hot Drink produced by mixing cheap/burnt coffee and powdered hot chocolate, consumed usually in a foam 16oz cup.
Gonna go and make me a railroad latte before shift starts
A Dunkin' Donuts latte; don't be fooled by other imitators
I went to Dunkin' Donuts and got an authentic latte, Starbucks is overpriced and fake
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A pussy stimulated by caffeinated saliva. This is the result of manual and/or oral foreplay, post-coffee consumption.
see also: Cock Latte
After we got back from the coffee shop, I gave her a wicked flavorful pussy latte, and woke that pussy up.
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A really gross drink from Starbucks that is also really popular for some reason. It's got tea, coffee, black pepper and cinnamon. How anyone thought that was a good mix is beyond me.
Bob: Hi I'd like to try a chai latte please
Barista: Sure coming up!
*Bob takes a sip*
Bob: Ugh! That's disgusting! People actually pay money for this!? How is this even popular!?
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An Advanced Form Of The Term "Chemo"
A chemo-latte is basically someone who pretends/tries to be both an emo and chav both at the same time but being slighty overpassive and gets caught up in their own world of their self-ego
Steve: hey scott how are you
Scott: I iz fine bruv but i feel a little bit lonely and self afflicting due to my sick rage which iz in my cage bruv, you know wat i iz chattin' about!
Steve: Shut up scott, you chemo-latte, and stop wearing eye-liner!
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