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The fatty, tasty Seamless/Deliveroo meal you get for free, but only because you have to stay at the office past midnight and can expense it.
New analysts learn to salt their onion rings with their own tears and draw faces on their burger buns to pretend they still have friends. After several hours of weeping over ketchup and Excel spreadsheets, the eater of a burger & cries will often send a “u up” text to the delivery driver.
Those muffled sounds you hear of crackling pickles, crumpling paper bags, and deep, despairing sobs are the analysts in the back digging into their nightly Burger & Cries
Slang for a packet of crisps in the Yorkshire area
"Oh can you pass me a packet of cris man"
An alternate spelling of the word, “Crizz.”
If there’s anything I love more than an orgasm, it’s to cris.
kinda peng. says he has a big dick but its probably inverted. has a crush on the "pengest" hoes, but they rant rlly peng t all. can't eat pussy and sucks at fortnite. at least he knows how to sprint in it. though he is funny and frustrating, he's a really good friend who will do whatever it takes to help.
ugh, who's that monkey looking chap over there?
oh thats {cris}, he's actually really nice.
fine ill fuck him anyways. its the best I'm gonna get
A gremlin that hides in the dark
"Dude I saw this thing in my room hunched over a phone. Must of been a Cris"
Cris is the most awesome of awesome names.
The title holder is the cutest person in the world.
Happiness, Lively, Fun
Cris is CUTIE
Very rare and Consider yourself if you ever meet Cris :)
OMG you are friends with CRIS. LUCKY!
- Huge cock…a weapon like you’ve never seen before.
-Gorgeous eyes that can melt even the coldest of hearts
-Strong desire to please a woman. He won’t stop till his lady is satisfied.
-Appreciates short women with curves to hold on to
-A great friend and will always be available for his friends
-Sexy as fuck
-Usually a Virgo
Every woman should have a Cris is their life