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Weezer

Weezer is an old band from 1995. With the lead front man rivers cuomo. He was originally going to be called apple and has a brother called leaves. He is fatherless. His dad and him only sending letters. He grew up homeschooling in a now cukt called 'yogabille' where the beatles allso grew up. He then moved and he and his brother went to public school. He went through multiple bands like avant grande. He was bullied VIOLENTLY through highschool and that resulted in him being nervous as am afult. He made a band with Patrick willson, matt sharp and Jason Cropper. But after Jason's girlfriend became pregnant, and rivers rule of no girlfriends in the recording room, Jason left and mat called his guitarist friend. Brian bell. One of the questions rivers asked Brian was 'what's your favourite starwars firgure' showing there geekyness. They were accepted by geffin under the name of 'dogstar' taking keanu reaves band name. Ric Ocasek, from cars, helped them publish there first album. Rivers allmsot scrapped buddy holly thinking it was to much of a joke. He thought they were the next nivarna and that was jsut the start of this geeky ass bands career

Lacey: ever heard of weezer?
Raven: OMG THE BAND THATS MY CURRENT HYPERFIXATION!!!
lacey: *khs*

by RAYSERRR May 02, 2025


Weezer

The stankiest band to ever exist thank you

Woah what stinks?"

„Weezer."

by catseatfloorrest June 11, 2024


weezer

weezer

weezer

by February 17, 2023


Weezer

Weezer is a very slay, demure, and icoNIC band.

WEEZER is very, very slay, which is why I listen to 'em.

by Lavender Rainbow Sorbet November 15, 2024


Weezer

weezer

my penis is large indeed

oh u listen to weezer?

by dexi123 April 13, 2023


Weezer

A really shitty band that everyone makes memes about

Bro did you see weezer's new album, yea man that shit was ass

by Blackshizah May 22, 2022


Weezer

virgin music

i bet Brayden listens to weezer

by anti_weezer June 26, 2022