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when somebody sticks a pen and/or pencil into your rectum.
man my girlfriend gave me a wicked writer's block last night.
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A vamp writer who started a little too young to write vampire erotica. The works of the vamp writer have been circulating around the net since 2002 and the best work she has written is No Such Things as Vampires, starring a hot young vampire named Andrique.
Everytime dark vamp writer writes she makes the world cum
On Chatroulette, a couple has sex while a friend types at the keyboard. The key to making it a success is to make the "keyboard man" invisible to the web cam.
Vince: So my friends and I decided to go on Chatroulette. I was keyboard man.
Hot Chick: You guys did a Ghost Writer Webcam?! I wish I could have been there!
When you can't seem to finish writing a song or poem that is sure to get you laid upon completion
-"So when you showed Laura that poem you wrote her, did you get some?"
-"No I got writer's cock block half way through, and couldn't finish"
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A vamp author that has been writing erotic vampire stories since she was 16. Her best damn work is No Such Things As Vampires and she is circulating more work on the internet.
Dark Vamp Writer's stories made me cream my pants
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Absolute fucking retard! These dickheads deserve castration for their crimes against humanity (ie retarded name definitions)! They have a tendency to think that ANY word, phrase, or acronym is a person’s name! Example “Gonad is the sweetest kindest man you’ll ever meet. He is not always a man however, sometimes he may be a freakish tranny. But he’ll always have the best laugh!” These people are brain dead imbeciles. A name does not determine your personality, douches!
Name definition writer is the most pathetic human you will ever meet. He is a total dumb ass. He resides in his parents basement until the age of 48. Run far, far away when you meet him!
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Not to be confused with an actual abusive writers who abuses people and stuff. Abusive writer complex is a term for when a writer continuously writes their characters in a way they abuse them. Such as giving them a lot of trauma, and more trauma. You can feel like a god with it but since the term God Complex doesn't really fit you have this instead.
"I don't have a god complex, i have an abusive writer complex where i just make all my characters experience hell and that makes me feel like I'm some kind of god." -Someone i found in a comment section