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The greatest human being and rapper of all time
Person 1: who is Ken Carson?
Person 2: The man who saved my life
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When the media turns you into an Internet celebrity overnight, then systematically tears your character apart two days later after discovering you're a flawed human being - just like everybody else.
You might want to reconsider making that YouTube video. If it goes viral, you have a good chance of getting Ken Boned.
Ken-Gar is a tawny enclave in well-off Montgomery County, Maryland. Its name comes from the contraction of Kensington, and Garrett Park, betwixt which it is platted. It is defined by the heavily wooded Rock Creek Park on several sides, railway on the south side, and has but a single entrance. Ironically, some of the children who live in the neighborhood fancy it "rough" due to the predominately minority populace, but it is in fact an old, well-settled neighborhood with a rich history, several churches, and a civic-minded populace.
We are visiting those delightful folks in Ken-gar, near the Kensington Antiques district!
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The ultimate internet comment board troller, a Ken m prowls the comment boards of websites such as yahoo and reddit. Mainly preying on uneducated internet users they usually disguise as a well 'meaning moron', thereby tricking their prey into a false sense of security that the Ken m uses to their advantage to ultimately troll their prey into a state of internet rage that is extremely amusing to both the troller and any fortunate observers.
"I encountered a Ken m last night, this poor person fell for it. But it was hella funny tho."
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CEO of the hedge fund Shitadel, known for being an (alleged) liar, a cheat, and a market manipulator. Naked shorting of GME is his forte and seemingly has a love for mayo and bedposts.
person 1: Look at that short ladder attack right at the opening bell. Looks like Ken Griffin is back on his bullshit again.
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An dull person with a dead-end job in a corporate environment and little or no power to change his lifs life or ambitions to do so. Basically a cross between Milton and Michael from the movie Office Space.
Prima: Did you meet the new guy yet?
Secunda: Not yet, what's he like?
Prima: Not much to say.
Secunda: What do you mean?
Prima: He's a bit of a Cubicle Ken.