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Shitty school

A school that is really shitty.

My school is a really shitty school.

by skewkew August 13, 2011

44๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


shitty father

my father.

ur a shitty father

by pussymagnet2003rawrXD July 12, 2017

14๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kansas Shitty

Derogatory nickname for "Kansas City". Missouri or Kansas, take your pick.

I got my car stolen in Kansas Shitty a few months ago.

by James H. Harding May 23, 2008

47๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


shitty driver

Reading ESPN, Facebook, texting, or anything else on their phone going, 70+ mph, and drifting into lanes.
Runs lots of red lights and stop signs. They wait to hit brakes until they have to hard enough for all the shit in the car to fly forward. Generally have totaled several cars, gotten numerous tickets, and even had a suspended license.

They call everyone who rides with them, particularly girlfriends, harassengers when they request that they drive like a normal person so they don't have to fear for their lives.
You tend to hit your imaginary brake and death grip the "oh shit handle" while riding with them.

"My boyfriend is such a shitty driver. We almost got into two accidents and ran a stop sign because he was looking at his Facebook. I didn't think we'd make it alive."

by terrifiedpassenger88 May 14, 2014


shitty mitty

When you have a poke-through with toilet paper and end up with brown product on your hand

Dammit Louise, you bin shoppin' at walmart agin fer the bum wipe - Ah dun gotta a shitty mitty agin!!!!

by Newfi Shunky Shack March 12, 2015


shitty carwash

A shitty carwash is when you cum on a someone's face, then use your dick as a windshield wiper. Alternatively, you can use your hand in a back and forth action. You can also add carwash sound effects as you see fit.

I gave her such a shitty carwash last night, she couldn't see for 10 minutes.

OMG. I think he gave me a shitty carwash. He came on my face then kept rubbing his hand across my face making this awful squeaking noise.

by endearing asshole June 9, 2009


shitty bigfoot

any type of cruel action on anything weaker than you

who ever ran over that poor cat is a shitty bigfoot

by five across the face April 7, 2015