The game that's flying off the shelves in Game Stops all around the country.
Caller: Do you have any copies of Battle Toads left?
Employee: No, now stop calling.
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A smug looking facial expression, practiced after an act or statement proving the users absolute supremacy over his fellow peers.
The class smarty-pants asks an obviously rhetorical question like "What's the difference between a spotted salamander and the marbled salamander?"
After which the know-it-all puts on an glowing toad face.
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Located somewhere near the stomach, the Toad Muscle is a part of the body which provides sensations similar to nervous 'butterflies'. These sensations can only be described as 'elation' and occur only during excited philosophical comprehension or inspiration. Whilst one's Toad is elating it is common to hold one's fist out in front and scrunch one's face determinedly.
Philosopher1: What did we just say?
Philosopher2: I don't know dude, but it's elating my Toad Muscle!
Philosopher1: Holy shit! I feel it too.
Philosopher2: Dude, that's not your Toad.
Philosopher1: ...
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When someone fucks a girl with genital warts and eats her out while saying ribbity
Hey James I heard you gave her a toad hopper how was it?
It tasted like metal and it burns my cock when I piss
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A rather large mythical creature that has elements of both a toad and a falcon. It feasts on hippopotimi and often clashes with the praying mantis lion. They reach heights of up to 4 silver backs stacked on top of each other,weigh approximately 2.75 tons and have talons that could scoop a small child up with ease. Be cautious while in the vicinity of this might beast.
While Ronny was throwing his 32nd annual pool party a mighty toad falcon swooped down from the heavens and snatched christy and Justin with its monsterous talons and took them to the nest of Mt.Baconayse and proceeded to annhilate their flesh and bones.
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When the mushroom head of the penis has warts.
There was no way I was have sex with that toad penis.
"Cap'n Toad" is the best family friendly game character in Scratch and won the "unoriginal to funniest" award by "@LTW64"
Cap'n Toad is a copyright free character and is backed up by "@zachyboimaker" on Scratch.