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Geese: High level duck
Geese caused climate change and need to die because they are evil devil-serving fucks.
"Ah man! Those geese just ate the crust of my sandwich!"
"I know bro. Geese are the devil and must be stopped before they kidnap your loved ones, chop up their heads as an offering to the horrible bitch lord master of all geese and evil, (Lord Trump,) and shit all over your house."
A line from family guy
Porch of Geese "Thats what i though a portugese was!"
When someone is goofing around and just in general acting like a silly goose.
Bro stop geesing around and actually listen to me
I'm fuckin leavin, syonarra
Go to your gf's house. She says," I'm on my period". "Well I guess it's about time to act like geese and get the flock outta here".
Going out to find a financially stable, advanced aged sexual partner in times of difficulty. Different from "Gold Digging" due to the lower standard, only needing to be stable, not rich, and looking from someone who would not be able to find a partner otherwise.
Normally undertaken but women of the Northern USA and Canada.
"I heard Layla is broke."
"Really?"
"Yeah. it's so bad, she's turned to Hunting Snow Geese."
When you rub your thumb, index, and middle finger together infront of your cock to make it look like your master-baiting
Look at James over there Feeding The Geese, what a guy
Humorous term for stating dat you hafta pause a moment to use your handkerchief, and thus you'll be making one or more loud "honking" noises. Generally said more frequently during da chillier months.
Saying, "I need to feed my geese" can indeed be a light-hearted way of informing your present company dat your nasal passages need clearing, but an even more delightfully-silly phrase to use might be, "I need to honk my air-horns"; said latter statement is also a more "obvious" way of saying it, since it more-closely resembles what you're needing to do.