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Noob

The signature phrase of the inarticulate, insipid, autocratic jackass who spends the majority of his/her time playing video games. The giver of this insult should be on the receiving end of most other insults.

Mike: Your such a noob

John: (upon receiving this insult, realizes that Mike is among those afflicted with video game obsession, and instead of wasting his time with a comeback, moves on with his life)

by Slowhand88 November 27, 2007

28๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


Noob

A noob is someone who is either 1.) A person who is a new player to a game and/or online community. 2.) A player of a game/member of an online community that is highly disruptive to said game/community due to either asking stupid questions, inciting single-person uprisings against the established society, harassing other players/members, or spamming.

1. "That noob just registered five minutes ago!"
2. "Joe is such a noob, he's trying to get the administrator banned again!"

by bambi_12 May 12, 2007

64๐Ÿ‘ 79๐Ÿ‘Ž


noob

Proper usage:
A noun used to designate someone as one who is not very good at a video game and refuses to improve.
i.e.: "You are a noob."

Improper usage:
An adjective used to describe someone who is not very good at a video game and refuses to improve.
i.e.: "You are noob."

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Don't use it as an adjective, it makes you look dumb!

Jose said "You are noob" and I sighed at his inability to properly use the English language.

by Downvoting Victim September 15, 2021

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Noob

Noobs are people who just joined an online game and who have lack of intelligence of what to do or in other word "stupid". They are the weakest players in the game (depending if the game involves battle). On Gaia online they have a tendencey to "cyber" or have internet sex. Everytime they get a new item, they think they will fit in with every one else. Gaia online is infested with noobs. Items that noobs buy are at a low price. Noobs don't understand the meaning of Noob. They think it is an insult of some sort (well it kind of is, but you know what I'm getting at). In my personal opinion I think noobs are ANNOYING BASTARDS. They have a little to much self confidence. Noobs will usaly ask you what to do in the game. They usally get institantly slaughtered in battle games by people who have way higher status than they do. On Gaia online you can find noobs in gaia towns. You can pick any topic, even if it says "No noobs" they will still be in there because there so stupid they don't know what noob means.
My user name on Gaia Online is: demonangelz666

I slaughtered a noob in a battle GAME.

by demonangelz666 July 11, 2008

17๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Noob

Someone lame, who often confused and not up with the times. Unable to juggle a social life, usually totally cut off from society.

You are being such a noob right now.

by hotsouthamericantamale June 23, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


noob

a person or character that sucks at what that person is doing.

noob: oh yea i pwn at this game

another person: *views stats* wow 1 kill 72 deaths *checks own stats* 892 kills 0 deaths
yeah u do pwn....... at dying

by Jack Carrington September 6, 2008

16๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Noob

Slang for newbie, someone who is new at something.

Richard Hom is such a noob because he doesn't know how to fill out a TPS report

by Keith Pops February 6, 2009

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