8====D~~~O<8) ?

Baby do you swallow ?

Porn director interviwing "actress" to star in his latest film:
"Tiffany, before I agree to cast you in Ebeneezer Splooge I need to ask 8====D~~~O<8) ?"

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69 - 8=D = (0)

It's a fucking math equation asshole...BUT, *sigh* if I must explain:
69 (mutual oral sex.)
minus
8=D (dick.)
equals
(0) (pussy.)
There, happy now? Wanna work at Ronald McfuckingDonalds forever? Then write this on every math test.

Evaluate:
7x + y + 54 - 3b ÷ 13x • 2y =?
answer: 69 - 8=D = (0).

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8==D ~o (o )( o)

A truly amazing ascii depiction of a dick cumming 'tween a pair of teats. It can be viewed from left to right as a cock, some sperm, and tits. It is teh ultimates computer sex typings!!!1

Adolph: Yo bro, I totally came between Eva's tits last night!
Stalin: Did it look something like this? 8==D ~o (o )( o)
Adolph: Fuck yeah it did, cuz!

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Eight Dash Dee (8---D)

Pronounced "Eight dash dash dash dash dash Dee". Number of dashes depending on how hot the chick is. Mostly used online/ l33t speak.

8----------D = Hot

8----D = Not kicked out of bed for eating crackers

8-D = Is aka "Blackjack 16." As in you don’t know if you should hit it, you'll probably bust if you do, and then immediately regret doing so.

C------8 = Inversion due to chick that needs surgery

Man, there is an "Eight Dash Dee (8---D) heading this way. A ten dasher!" But its rude to point, you acolyte!

Whoa! You hit that "Eight negative four dasher"? You need to get some morals, dude.

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Eight Dash Dee (8---D)

Pronounced "Eight dash dash dash dash dash Dee". Number of dashes depending on how hot the chick is. Mostly used online/ l33t speak.

8----------D = Hot

8----D = Not kicked out of bed for eating crackers

8-D = Is aka "Blackjack 16." As in you don’t know if you should hit it, you'll probably bust if you do, and then immediately regret doing so.

C------8 = Inversion due to chick that needs surgery

Man, there is an "Eight Dash Dee (8---D) heading this way. A ten dasher!" But its rude to point, you acolyte!

Whoa! You hit that "Eight negative four dasher"? You need to get some morals, dude.

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8===D ~ ~ ( o Y o )

Tiddy Tiddy Bang Bang

From:Me
8===D ~ ~ ( o Y o )
To:Step-Sis

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D======8

Reversed penis tip.

Dude that guy has a reversed penis tip!!! He cums into himself!!!!
D======8