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When on the outside you seem very calm and collected, but on the inside, you are fuming and raging with anger.
While it may not seem it, he was Earthling Eding inside.
The seemingly endless process of pushing for unrealistic & unattainable production goals while purposely ignoring all reality entirely with complete total disregard for all human condition. This is usually driven by bonus-motivated individuals that have never performed any actual mechanical work. These individuals typically retain company positions such as training coordinators, most commonly named James or Jason. Their leisure activities include, but are not limited to, pushing small and round shaped objects into their overly stretched rectums repeatedly until they reach sexual climax, eventually shouting in a detestable tone “Attention in the War Room for brief!”
"That contractor never saw the true horror that was in store for them when James & Jason Exelon-ed them"
1. A state of absolute pain. The worst, most severe, bad ass form of ass kicking
2. A state of absolute pleasure
1. "Those chino wankers are getting boseley-ed"
2. "I got boseley-ed last night"
when you get owned by jahong via cell phone or any other technology-associated device
guy: wait Jahong, how did you get a picture of my newborn baby up on your website before i did?
other guy: dude. you just got jahong-ed.
Rendered totally useless, broken beyond repair. A bad idea to start with.
"Nah, mate, the part is pfizer(ed) now. It was never going to work anyway. The quality's just not there."
Referring to the Boston Bruins player, Zdeno Chara.
1) Number 33, he is the largest player ever to play in the NHL, and holds the NHL record for fastest shot.
2) He is a big, hingy monster, who eats anything in his path.
3) A good old Nung-Diddy Bungbung.
The word "chara"ed (adjective or verb):
1) When someone is completely demolished and looks like they just were ran over, or more likely, snacked upon, by a tyrannosaurus rex.
2) When a player is hit so hard, they die on impact.
3) When anything is completely flattened, as if it were sat on by a snorlax.
4) Appearing to have been eaten by Zdeno, the hingiest of hingy.
5) Pooping the bed because when you woke up in the middle of the night, Chara was sitting at your bed yelling "HINGY!!!!"
6) When something stupid happens that Chara would do.
7) When you are so scared, you die, or fake dead, as to avoid being "chara"ed. Inadvertantly, you are eaten, because Chara eats everything, dead or alive.
8) Something that will happen during Zdeno Chara's shifts. They can last anywhere from 5 seconds to a minute and a half, depending on how hingy he is. If he is very hingy, chances are he will only have one shift, the first one, and it will last 5 seconds. He will most likely be ejected from the game because he mistook the referee for a Zebra and got very, very hingy.
(PS, Hingy = Hungry)
A)
Bob: Chara, din din . . .
(5 minutes later)
1/2 of Bob thats left: Not me Chara, the pony! THE PONY!!!!
B)
Leslie: Did you see that hit? That guy went flying!!
Bernice: I know Lez, he got "chara"ed.
C)
Coach: Chara, kill.
Chara: Coach, I'm so hingy!!!! I want to eat that little Stamkos, he looks so tosty.
(After first shift, 45 seconds later. . .)
Savard: Thanks a lot coach, you let him out there, and now the league's main scorer is "chara"ed. We can't afford anymore lawsuits.
D) (Example 6)
Chara: Did you see that coach? I scored! I scored!! That's the like the third time today!
Coach: Zdeno, that was our goal; you scored on our net.
Chara: That was a goal in practice coach, don't lie to me. Chara know goal when Chara see goal.
(Goalie skates over, with a hole in his stomach)
Thomas: Coach, I got "chara"ed. I can't play. Put in Rask.
Chara: Chara like Rask.
E)
Becky: Johnny, did you see that cat? It got hit by that garbage truck!! Let's see if we can help, C'MON!!!!!!
Johnny: It's no use Becky, it got "chara"ed.
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Rhianna Kubish
Is that Big Ed or Rhianna Kubish over there?
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