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junk mail

When you receive an email with a picture of some random dude's dick or 'junk'.This is typically done to shock or embarrass your friends while at work, but random 'junk mailing' does happen from time to time.

"Ah man. Eddie totally hit me with some junk mail while my boss was at my desk. Now he thinks I'm into cock. I should have known it was junk mail."

by Chance2124 April 11, 2008

20๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Auto-mail

A type of prosthetic used in the Fullmetal Alchemist world, which is the best manga/anime to have ever existed. Could be just a replacement arm, or even a shotgun/machinegun/missile launcher for your leg. Maybe just a new finger? Who knows? It can replace any thing.

"Oh no! My d@#$ got bitten off by a dog!"
"Don't worry, get an auto-mail d@#$ to repace it!"

by Glitch in the System388 August 9, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rage Mail

To send an anger filled e-mail, generally expletives are used throughout the e-mail.

Rage Mail that bitch.

by alligator3 May 24, 2009

16๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


mail-fraudery

signing your ex-friends and ex-lovers up for unsolicited junk mail.

Did you hear that Char committed mail-fraudery on some unsuspecting senior citizen online?

by BonitaBimbo February 22, 2009

16๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


S-MAIL

S-mail is like e-mail, but there is no body, and the entire message is conveyed using only the subject line.

Usually practiced using mobile devices (Blackbery, etc)

here's an example of a typical S-MAIL converstaion.

From: Johnny
To: Mary
Subject: Want to hit McDonald's for lunch?

<EOM>

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From: Mary
To: Johnny
Subject: Sure, what time do you want to go?

<EOM>

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From: Johnny
To: Mary
Subject: Let's go at 1:00

<EOM>

by Dooley Noted February 15, 2009

28๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Knee Mail

Prayer to GOD. What someone in a time consumed world would do to expidite matters.

In this world of electronica, GOD still answers all knee mail.

by Steven M. SykeS July 23, 2006

29๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mail-Sex

The act of cumming into an envelope and mailing it to your sexual partner so she can get long-distance pregnant.

Hey Jamal, did you knocked up that Becky girl?
No man but weยดve been trying Mail-Sex all week long.

by El Quino January 13, 2011

34๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž